We finally got to realize our lifelong dream of hearing "inbreed three-nipple cousin-fucker" reverberate off the hallowed walls of Carnegie Hall last night at the two-nights-only Jerry Springer: The Opera In Concert. Too bad no one told headliner Harvey Keitel he was welcome to join us. Fumbling--when he wasn't downright forgetting--his lines, accidentally knocking over a trumpet, and never seeming present on stage, Keitel was mercifully the only low point in an otherwise glorious......

Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League – a group that exists to promote Bill Donohue, er, prevent “virulent anti-Catholicism” – is leading a protest against Jerry Springer: The Opera, which will be performed at Carnegie Hall on January 29th and 30th and stars Harvey Keitel as Springer. The show chronicles Jerry Springer’s adventures in hell, where he's forced to host an outrageous talk show whose guests include Adam and Eve, Mary, Jesus, and, as......