CXB trial - DAY SIX! Ultra-Digest-Nutshell! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Tuesday, February 14th, 2006 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * CXB's "legal advisor" screw up more! DA Duncan Levin fails to get it up in his Cross-Examination! CXB begins CLOSING STATEMENTS CXB beats the shit out of Prosecution Come DRAW CxB's trial! Wednesday may be FINAL day! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Ladies and Germs... I'm riding on fumes... I'm delirious... I need some sleep... so here is the ULTRA-DIGEST-NUTSHELL... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * CXB's BUMBLING LAWYER STILL SCREW UP! The day began with the rude, lawless judge letting me do a little more defense testimony, but my insipid "Legal Advisor" JESS BERKOWITZ again got all the facts wrong and made my Defense case look amateurish. The judge then yelled at me b/c I had "plenty of time" to work out everything with Jess. (Whoops! I've complained for 6 months that this court-appointed legal advisor has always refused to return my calls or hear my side of story!) (My Girlfriend, Jessica Delfino, says I must have Guardian Angel from Hell watching over me thruout my life, making certain everything goes wrong!) (It's called "Brodeur's law", because I've had more nightmarish bad luck than every "Murphy" in history combined.) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * GOLIATH FALLS DOWN AND CAN'T GET UP! SPECIAL PROSECUTOR DUNCAN LEVIN then Cross-Examined me and it was pretty anti-climactic. His cross was like 20 minutes long and it seemed like his first day on the job. I was really disappointed because I like a good fight. Especially an intellectual one. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * CXB BEGINS CLOSING ARGUMENTS and SUMMATION! And this was the first time the jury got to hear me speak for myself fully and I quickly beat the crap out of Goliath and did a pretty good job of demonstrating how the Prosecutor contradicted his own witness who all contradicted each other and their own physical evidence. Their case is an embarrassment. EX: the Landlord admitted under oath that he called me "Too Honest"! How humiliating is it when your own witness says CXB is excessively trustworthy!? It's pathetic! EX: How humiliating is it when all your own evidence and rent records prove that I was correct about the arrears owed and every other issue? When I looked at DUNCAN LEVIN repeatedly, he was always bright red and squirming! Not bad! Even the court clerk said to me "pretty good for a layman!" at the day's end. And the verdict in the next few days will either prove me right or wrong, so STAY TUNED! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * COME DRAW MY TRIAL! The jury, the judge, the lawyers, the hideous puke-yellow courtroom ... please draw it all! Tomorrow may be the FINAL DAY (though I suspect the jury will deliberate until at least Thursday) so bring some paper and pencils or pens or whatever and DRAW DRAW DRAW! Last chance to come DRAW THE TRIAL! No one has yet I think and so come show off your art skills, people! Since cameras aren't allowed, I'd love to have some sketches for my memories. And you'll make some historic art! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * AWFUL DIGRESSION! A friend who came to my trial mentioned that his stepdad is on his deathbed, and so not only does he have to deal with this impending death, but once the stepdad dies HIS RENT WILL JUMP FROM $2,300 A MONTH TO $10,000 A MONTH because of NYC's insane and inhumane stabilization laws! THIS TOWN IS EVIL and yet the media keeps protecting govt and big business. Disgusting! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * RAPE & CRY ON TRIAL! Many of you attended RAPE & CRY---the LES's most interesting roof party / avant concert series---and this is the roof patio deck that has hosted so many incredible shows like ORTHO, I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU IN THE EYE, BUNNYBRAINS 88, HAUNTED PUSSY, CORN MO, and dozens of interesting acts. And this is the roof patio that has been the main focus of this trial. (The space was closed mostly b/c of TIME OUT's Mike Wolf.) Yet another fantastic space that will never exist again, because NYC is DEAD and ROTTING faster each day. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * STENOGRAPHY AN ABOMINATION! JUDGE ROSS refused to allow video or tape recording of the trial, because govt has much to hide. But he told me recorded by STENOGRAPHERS!! YOU BE THE JUDGE! HOW ACCURATE IS THIS IMPORTANT 'RECORD'??? (The transcripts are a disgrace! The "record" is incorrect excessively! ) EX: the word "history" became "destroy"!! PRETTY BIG DIFFERENCE, NO?? EX: "slam you" became "slander you"!! WOW! EX: "alleviate" conflict became "elevate" conflict! THAT'S KIND OF DIFFERENT! EX: "Nassau" County became "Westchester"!! A SMALL DISPARITY, YEAH? AGAIN... 100% OF YOU agree with ME and disagree with Rudy Dinkins-Bloomberg and the entire Media that Stenography "legitimate" record keeping. And how is it that HOUSING Court tape records the court's events but CRIMINAL court ---a significantly more urgent and serious court---can't??? BECAUSE YOUR GOVT IS GARBAGE. Oh well. Things are only going to get worse. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * WEDNESDAY! DAY SEVEN! CXB finishes Closing Statements! DA does his Closing Statements! The Judge instructs the Jury! The Jury decides My Fate! 100 Centre St, Room 546, Jury Part 1! [author passes out from exhaustion and dreams of mushroom clouds cleansing the earth] CXB'S trial - DAY FIVE - Shit Hits Fan! Jessica Delfino to mayorcxb More options Feb 12 (4 days ago) CXB'S trial - DAY FIVE - Shit Hits Fan! JUDGE ROSS SCREAMS AT CXB! CXB breaks down on the stand! CXB embarrasses the Special Prosecutor again! CXB's "Legal Advisor" proves a Bumbling Idiot! "Advisor" tries to dig CXB's grave! TUESDAY's the BIG Fight, people!! The Govt cross-examines CXB on the stand! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * DAY FIVE - Friday, February 10th, 2006 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * CXB continues to destroy the Prosecution, but is TRUTH enough to overcome POWER and EVIL? (Almost never.) HOW on Earth will one Little Peon (CXB) defeat the Most Powerful Government In History? HOW will a little crippled old lady (CXB) defeat FOUR Mike Tysons in the ring at the same time? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * THE SCORE: So far, each day's events have gone to Team CXB on facts and physical evidence, and consistently proven the Special Prosecutor, sleazebag-moron DUNCAN LEVIN, has fictionalized (and botched) 70% of his prosecution case, and that his witnesses are all sleazebags who have gotten caught under oath changing their stories constantly and constradicting each other. EX of their botched case: I'm charged with 21 different crimes---each its own "aggravated harassment" charge---but yesterday as I read the Prosecutor / DA's transcripts from phone calls they say I made to "harass" I pointed out that I'm charged with a call "harassing" KATHY OMALLEY (landlord's lead goon), but the prosecution's own TAPE RECORDING and TRANSCRIPT showed clearly that I say on the tape that the message is for PAUL STALLINGS (the landlord). WHOOPS! (It's akin to charging Lee Harvey Oswald with the murder of Jackie Kennedy and then realizing SHE wasn't actually murdered but rather it was her HUSBAND who was shot and killed.) [I'm not sure if they can remedy this or if they have to re-charge me or what, but we'll see on Tuesday.] EX of their DISHONEST case: THREE of Special Prosecutor Duncan Levin's FOUR witnesses have testified essentially that Mr. Levin TRIED TO DECEIVE THE JURY when, in his Opening Statement, he told them how'd they'd hear my demands for $5,000 or else I'd harm the landlord! WHOOPS! I personally called Levin last year after he lied to a judge about the same issue and I explained to the criminal that I was OFFERED $6,000 to move out! BAM! 3 of HIS witnesses all testified that I was offered money to move. Watch and see if that hurts him in my Closing Statements (and to see how badly the judge will allow me to beat up on this piece of shit prosecutor)! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * HOWEVER, even though all of the facts back me up, not all trials hinge on FACTS or EVIDENCE. EX: The jury could simply hate my guts and convict me of ONE of the 21 separate charges! (And all the DA wants is ONE conviction out of those 21 counts!) (If I totally win, it's actually like a little old lady beating 4 Tysons in TWENTY-ONE boxing matches!) EX: The jury could find the Landlord / Tenant minutiae too specific, complicated, and dull, and wanting to END their jury duty, do what MANY juries have done in the past: SPLIT THE VERDICT. (EX: if they deliberate too long on the complexities of this case, with no unanimous verdict either way, juries will PHONE IT IN so they can go home, and one of the things they do is a SPLIT VERDICT: trying to please EVERYONE, they will acquit on many charges and convict on other charges. And since this case has 21 separate charges, they could easily say "ok... let's convict him of 3 of the 21 for those of you who think he's guilty, and acquit on the others for the majority of us who think he's innocent".) [The case has been mostly dull for the jury and the audience. The only exciting bits are when they play my inflammatory tapes and read my flaming postcards sent to the landlord, where I talk of peeling his flesh off!] (There are no "true threats" in this case, and the federal courts have consistently upheld that "threats" can't just be "I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!", because most people have said empty shit like this. And I'm always very clear and there are NEVER any actual threats----nevermind "True Threats". Like in the Bloomberg arrest where I said "If you lie to me and the taxpayers of NYC I should slice your throat so you'll never lie again." There is no threat there. It's clearly protected free speech, b/c I have a right to express what I "should" or "could" do. Comprende?) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * CXB BREAKS DOWN ON THE STAND! All day Friday was my Defense Testimony, with me as the sole witness on the stand, being questioned by my Super-Retarded court-appointed "Legal Advisor", JESS BERKOWITZ (the worst lawyer I've EVER had, which is saying a lot). REMEMBER: for 10 months, Jess has refused to get the story of my arrest and any of the details!!!! He doesn't return my calls, and won't meet with me to find out any of the facts of the case. (I very well might NOT have done 13 days in Rikers last November if he had known any of the facts! He put up NO defense argument and I'm not allowed to speak in court!!! %!&%$&#@!!!!) THIS is why most people in jail are poor: they can't afford lawyers [who will have monetary incentive to work hard and try to win the case] and get shitty court-appointed lawyers, especially the "18-B" lawyers who are doing it free! Yeow! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * CXB WEEPS LIKE A BITCH! In keeping with his strategy of non-coordination and non-communication, my "Legal Advisor" JESS BERKOWITZ decides it's best if he doesn't talk with me at all the day before to discuss what he should ask me on the stand nor any of the facts of the case, so he can make as many errors as possible. (He also refused to discuss the case with me over the 1 and a half hour lunch break!!!) BAM! WITHIN A MINUTE of beginning my testimony I break down in tears on the witness stand after Berkowitz asks me about my childhood and what my family was like. (I didn't expect him to ask about this, because I didn't see any relevance and he doesn't know anything about me, nor does he care.) (I was already miserable because of constant illegal acts by the Judge, the DA, and my own shit-ass "Legal Advisor" and almost ready to break down before I even took the stand, so his questions about my childhood didn't help.) I tried to explain to the jury how my mother was superviolent---she'd stab me with car keys [when I wanted her to go thru the McDonald's Drive Thru!] and literally beat me with pots and pans [when I tried to watch the 11 O'Clock News!]--and how I was the most beaten-up kid in school b/c I'd had long hair since age 9 and was a pacifist since age 10 (which inspired many strangers to assault me). But I kept breaking down and had to keep trying to regain my composure. (His questions certainly had some relevance: the School Administrators repeatedly tried to remove me from High School b/c it was easier than punishing 60 students who had assaulted me. Ever since I was a child I've been betrayed by "Authority" just as you are ALL raped today by "Authorities" from govt to Media. They ended up throwing me out and having me finish school alone with a tutor, never to return, while they allowed drug dealing students to return! (Our govt much prefers "drug dealers" to anyone who outright Questions Authority obviously.) ) But in my mind, my crying the MOMENT I took the stand seemed preposterous, like a moronic attempt to win the jury's sympathy. PROS: crying on the stand can gain sympathy. CONS: It can seem calculated and manipulative. And given American Law (which bars most important information from the jury's knowledge), the Jurors Don't Know that Jess is a COURT-APPOINTED lawyer---MEANING I DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS CLOD. ALSO: no human on earth would GUESS that my own lawyer had NEVER talked with me about any of this stuff or what he would ask---especially since I'm acting as my own lawyer and he's just my "advisor"! 100% of humans would ASSUME that he and I had discussed my testimony and what he would ask me!! 100% of humans would ASSUME that I had him ask me about my childhood so I could weep and gain the jury's sympathy. (And 100% of humans would've been totally wrong on the facts.) (Just like how 100% of humans believe NY govt has "budget deficits" which is the absolute opposite of the TRUTH. NYC's budget today is $20 BILLION more each year than it was when Giuliani entered office!! A $35,000,000,000 dollar annual budget ballooned to $55,000,000,000 annual budget in 13 years of a 300-year old CITY!!! And then 100% of journalists said this proves how fiscally wise and conservative Rudy Bloomberg was and is!!!) (Bush is an amateur compared with Rudy Bloomberg. The govt has more money than it knows what to do with, which is why Rudy gave the entire City Council a 75% pay raise [and I'm still the ONLY reporter on Earth to point this horrific fact out] and Katie Lapp [head of the MTA] was given a secret 22% pay raise last year b/c her $200,000 salary wasn't enough. WAKE THE FUCK UP! There is NO BUDGET CRISIS. The govt uses this ruse to justify massive increases in taxes, fines, and so on. Just look at the fucking BOOKS ferchrissakes!!) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * CXB IS CHARM-FREE! Exactly as in the past, my "lawyer" did the precise opposite of what he was LEGALLY REQUIRED to do: OBEY THE CLIENT. My testimony should've been EASY: Just get me to tell my side of the story and ask "What happened next?" or "Could you explain?". DO NOT GIVE ME ANY QUESTIONS WITH SIMPLE "YES" or "NO" answers. The jury needs to know EVERYTHING and also need to know my personality because they are judging MY STATE OF MIND and MY "INTENT". Even my "lawyer"'s WIFE (a fellow lawyer in court) told him to ask "what happened next?". So he DIDN'T do this once I was trapped on the stand, unable to talk back or answer beyond the question asked. ALL of his questions were "yes" or "no" answers!!!! (Can this be coincidence? In my last jury trial my 18-B lawyer Michelle Hauser also did the exact same thing and the jury later said I was right that her tactic was insane and almost got me convicted of charges I was clearly innocent of!) Unable to talk, I watched my case disintegrate before my eyes... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * THE DEFENSE ARE BUMBLING IDIOTS! It was embarrassing to all watching. My "lawyer" clearly didn't know the facts of my case and was asking questions with all his facts wrong and worse. BUT THE JURY DOESN'T KNOW I DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS CLOWN! As far as they know, I hired this idiot, we worked on my case, and the RESULT of that was this confused, error-laden Defense Case! THEY SHOULD assume my lawyer was getting everything wrong b/c MY CASE is inconsistent, sloppy, and that WE THE DEFENSE DON'T HAVE OUR STORY STRAIGHT! [I'm going to demand the judge instruct the jury that Jess is COURT-APPOINTED. Anything else is illegally prejudicial to my defense.] [But then, so is calling these cases "The People VS. CXB", as if everything the Govt does is a Noble Pursuit on Behalf of the People which is total bullshit and the exact opposite of the truth.] * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I SHOULD'VE TRUSTED ONLY MYSELF... ...as usual. (There's only one person I've ever seen in history who consistently proved everyone else wrong and was always reliable and trustworthy and that freak of nature is ME.) (Because I LOVE d-e-t-a-i-l-s, unlike most people, who are intellectually LAZY.) The JUDGE suggested I have Jess ask me questions----OF MY OWN CHOOSING---because he didn't want me going off on endless tangents, and I agreed because if I just testified in a narrative, it'd be difficult to introduce peripheral details (and this judge has a long history of jumping to incorrect conclusions and blaming ME for his and Berkowitz's mistakes and PROHIBITING DETAILS). (Like when he yells at me if I make a mistake b/c my "legal advisor" FORGOT to tell me something about procedure!!) (NOTE: Jess, The DA, and the Judge are all buddies who've worked together for many years according to the judge and Berkowitz!! CAN YOU SAY CONFLICT OF INTEREST?? Our legal system has always been a lie and always will be.) Jess "forgot" to ask me 50% of the questions I'd written out for him! Jess "forgot" to introduce into evidence 90% of the relevant materials he had on the lecturn with him!! Jess made my flawless case look like a shifty mess! (I've threatened for months to punch him out in court to create a mistrial if he keeps doing stupid shit like this.) (See? Being a pacifist gets you nowhere.) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * JUDGE ROSS SCREAMS AT CXB IN FRONT OF JURY!! Repeatedly thru my testimony, the judge would interrupt and attack me. He thought I was giving TOO MUCH info in answers and that I was doing this to fuck with him. (Again, humans love to jump to conclusions as long as they are ignorant of the reality.) IF I WANTED TO FUCK WITH THIS JUDGE OR THIS COURT HE'D KNOW IT. I'd flat out call this criminal justice system a LIE to the jury. I'd tell the judge off right to his face. (I've done this many many times before in open court.) (It's called the First Amendment. It KIND OF allows me to criticize govt.) Every time I made any procedural error, he'd chastise me and imply that I was trying to fuck with him! IDIOT! (No wonder he's a Giuliani Appointee like Bernie Kerik, Howard Safir, Russel Harding, Anne Coppaccia, and many other criminals.) HIS BIGGEST OUTBURST came in the afternoon when aforementioned "harassing" phone call "to Kathy O'Malley" was proven by me to have not even BEEN to her! (The DA did this in my last jury trial too: they used females as the "victims" though none of my postcards or voicemails MENTION the Victim, and mention others, and none are addressed to the alleged helpless "victim" nor were they left on her voicemail [!!!!!] HURTING their case and proving it was Harassment against ME.) I pointed out to the jury that the Prosecution's Case was "wrong again" and the judge EXPLODED! He screamed at me at almost full volume and startled everyone! (WILL this backfire on him? It could prejudice the jury in my FAVOR or against me. Regardless, it was HIGHLY unprofessional and illegal for the judge to do this in front of the jury!) (He's a real Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde. One moment he's totally reasonable and the next he's an angry monkey unmoved by facts and reason.) (Others have noted he keeps picking his nose in open court, but that's the least of my complaints.) (And to think the judge is on the record repeatedly chastising me for not respecting the court's "DECORUM"! I love america!) [Make sure you journalists interview the jurors after their verdict to find out HOW these things affected the jury.] * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * THIS TUESDAY! (Monday's a National Holiday) THE BIG FIGHT ARRIVES! CXB will be CROSS-EXAMINED by Special Prosecutor Duncan Levin! ! ! WILL YOUR HIGHLY-PAID "PROFESSIONAL CRIME FIGHTERS" BE ABLE TO TRIP CXB UP A SINGLE TIME?? WILL GOLIATH CATCH CXB IN A SINGLE LIE? HOW WILL GOLIATH RESOLVE THE MANY PIECES OF PHYSICAL EVIDENCE THAT PROVE CXB WAS TELLING THE TRUTH AND THE GOVT AND LANDLORD WERE LYING TO THE JURY?? IF YOU ONLY WANTED TO ATTEND the high point of the trial, this should be it! WILL CXB BE ABLE TO KEEP FROM INSULTING THE PROSECUTOR? OR WILL HE EXPRESS HIMSELF HONESTLY AGAIN AND BE SCREAMED AT BY THE JUDGE?? NOTE: There's a 50 / 50 chance I will be able to talk the judge into letting me do another hour of my OWN Defense Testimony BEFORE Levin gets to begin his Cross. (I didn't get to make 30% of my defense b/c my retard legal advisor didn't ask dozens of important questions !) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * There is a chance both sides will get to their CLOSING STATEMENTS / SUMMATIONS before the 4:30 - 5PM end of the court day on Tuesday, too. There's also a chance the jury will get the charges before the end of the day and begin deliberations to decide my fate, but I'd say this is unlikely. (There's probably about a 65% chance we'll do CLOSING STATEMENTS before the day ends.) CLOSING STATEMENTS are where I tie everything together and remind the jury of all the bullshit they heard, with very specific examples. Many, MANY very specific examples. EX: The Landlord and goons claimed they always did repairs and were never bad, yet testified they DID know the Landlord made the Voice's Top 10 Worst Landlords---which had nothing to do with me. Will the jury believe he was accidentally chosen in the Top 10 by other tenants?? And their OWN repair records which I got from the Prosecutor show they didn't do the repairs they testified to! BUSTED! (The case is very complex and most of the info was pretty dull to the poor jurors and people I know in the audience.) (THIS was the dullest of my 3 arrests last year and to be the dullest of the three trials.) (I can be a lot more brutal in the other two trials and crack more jokes b/c it doesn't involve the destruction of my home / property / art or the illegal eviction of 4 innocent people by an evil slum-lord.) (Of course, people don't really like D-E-T-A-I-L-S which is why I've always been on my own in this world.) (This is why I don't really care if I win or lose anymore. I'm just too tired of all the bullshit. Put me in jail and I can sleep all day and get free room and board!) TUESDAY! THE TRIAL RESUMES! BE THERE OR DON'T! And don't forget to place your bets! There is NO way I can beat any of the 21 charges b/c if I DO, it proves NYC Media LIED to you about everything. (Me being a "kook". The NYPD being the "Finest". Their coverups of DA Robert Morgenthau's crimes. Bloomberg's "success" at CrimeFighting, and so on and so on and so on. If I win, it confirms that I'm more qualified to hold public office than any of these retard crooks and the media can't deny this. I always beat Goliath in the past, which proves I'm SMARTER, and MORE EFFECTIVE than these jackasses.) (Bloomberg has been wrong about 99% of what he's said and the entire media says that shows "leadership". EX: a quote of his that should be put into Bronze: "NYC will win the Olympics bid!" Bloomberg, when not lying, is the dumbest fucking asshole around but media won't tell the truth about a "business genius" who can't turn a profit at ANY of his businesses except for one!) And if I win, every one of you assholes who smeared me should PUBLICLY apologize to me and NYC. (Anyone have contact info for that super-dick David Hirschman?) And you should all buy me a drink. I'll have a double arsenic on the rocks, thanks. 100 INNOVATIONS FOR NYC MayorBrodeur.org Reply Reply to all Forward Jessica Delfino to mayorcxb More options Feb 12 (4 days ago) - Show quoted text - CXB'S trial - DAY FIVE - Shit Hits Fan! JUDGE ROSS SCREAMS AT CXB! CXB breaks down on the stand! CXB embarrasses the Special Prosecutor again! CXB's "Legal Advisor" proves a Bumbling Idiot! "Advisor" tries to dig CXB's grave! TUESDAY's the BIG Fight, people!! The Govt cross-examines CXB on the stand! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * DAY FIVE - Friday, February 10th, 2006 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * CXB continues to destroy the Prosecution, but is TRUTH enough to overcome POWER and EVIL? (Almost never.) HOW on Earth will one Little Peon (CXB) defeat the Most Powerful Government In History? HOW will a little crippled old lady (CXB) defeat FOUR Mike Tysons in the ring at the same time? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * THE SCORE: So far, each day's events have gone to Team CXB on facts and physical evidence, and consistently proven the Special Prosecutor, sleazebag-moron DUNCAN LEVIN, has fictionalized (and botched) 70% of his prosecution case, and that his witnesses are all sleazebags who have gotten caught under oath changing their stories constantly and constradicting each other. EX of their botched case: I'm charged with 21 different crimes---each its own "aggravated harassment" charge---but yesterday as I read the Prosecutor / DA's transcripts from phone calls they say I made to "harass" I pointed out that I'm charged with a call "harassing" KATHY OMALLEY (landlord's lead goon), but the prosecution's own TAPE RECORDING and TRANSCRIPT showed clearly that I say on the tape that the message is for PAUL STALLINGS (the landlord). WHOOPS! (It's akin to charging Lee Harvey Oswald with the murder of Jackie Kennedy and then realizing SHE wasn't actually murdered but rather it was her HUSBAND who was shot and killed.) [I'm not sure if they can remedy this or if they have to re-charge me or what, but we'll see on Tuesday.] EX of their DISHONEST case: THREE of Special Prosecutor Duncan Levin's FOUR witnesses have testified essentially that Mr. Levin TRIED TO DECEIVE THE JURY when, in his Opening Statement, he told them how'd they'd hear my demands for $5,000 or else I'd harm the landlord! WHOOPS! I personally called Levin last year after he lied to a judge about the same issue and I explained to the criminal that I was OFFERED $6,000 to move out! BAM! 3 of HIS witnesses all testified that I was offered money to move. Watch and see if that hurts him in my Closing Statements (and to see how badly the judge will allow me to beat up on this piece of shit prosecutor)! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * HOWEVER, even though all of the facts back me up, not all trials hinge on FACTS or EVIDENCE. EX: The jury could simply hate my guts and convict me of ONE of the 21 separate charges! (And all the DA wants is ONE conviction out of those 21 counts!) (If I totally win, it's actually like a little old lady beating 4 Tysons in TWENTY-ONE boxing matches!) EX: The jury could find the Landlord / Tenant minutiae too specific, complicated, and dull, and wanting to END their jury duty, do what MANY juries have done in the past: SPLIT THE VERDICT. (EX: if they deliberate too long on the complexities of this case, with no unanimous verdict either way, juries will PHONE IT IN so they can go home, and one of the things they do is a SPLIT VERDICT: trying to please EVERYONE, they will acquit on many charges and convict on other charges. And since this case has 21 separate charges, they could easily say "ok... let's convict him of 3 of the 21 for those of you who think he's guilty, and acquit on the others for the majority of us who think he's innocent".) [The case has been mostly dull for the jury and the audience. The only exciting bits are when they play my inflammatory tapes and read my flaming postcards sent to the landlord, where I talk of peeling his flesh off!] (There are no "true threats" in this case, and the federal courts have consistently upheld that "threats" can't just be "I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!", because most people have said empty shit like this. And I'm always very clear and there are NEVER any actual threats----nevermind "True Threats". Like in the Bloomberg arrest where I said "If you lie to me and the taxpayers of NYC I should slice your throat so you'll never lie again." There is no threat there. It's clearly protected free speech, b/c I have a right to express what I "should" or "could" do. Comprende?) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * CXB BREAKS DOWN ON THE STAND! All day Friday was my Defense Testimony, with me as the sole witness on the stand, being questioned by my Super-Retarded court-appointed "Legal Advisor", JESS BERKOWITZ (the worst lawyer I've EVER had, which is saying a lot). REMEMBER: for 10 months, Jess has refused to get the story of my arrest and any of the details!!!! He doesn't return my calls, and won't meet with me to find out any of the facts of the case. (I very well might NOT have done 13 days in Rikers last November if he had known any of the facts! He put up NO defense argument and I'm not allowed to speak in court!!! %!&%$&#@!!!!) THIS is why most people in jail are poor: they can't afford lawyers [who will have monetary incentive to work hard and try to win the case] and get shitty court-appointed lawyers, especially the "18-B" lawyers who are doing it free! Yeow! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * CXB WEEPS LIKE A BITCH! In keeping with his strategy of non-coordination and non-communication, my "Legal Advisor" JESS BERKOWITZ decides it's best if he doesn't talk with me at all the day before to discuss what he should ask me on the stand nor any of the facts of the case, so he can make as many errors as possible. (He also refused to discuss the case with me over the 1 and a half hour lunch break!!!) BAM! WITHIN A MINUTE of beginning my testimony I break down in tears on the witness stand after Berkowitz asks me about my childhood and what my family was like. (I didn't expect him to ask about this, because I didn't see any relevance and he doesn't know anything about me, nor does he care.) (I was already miserable because of constant illegal acts by the Judge, the DA, and my own shit-ass "Legal Advisor" and almost ready to break down before I even took the stand, so his questions about my childhood didn't help.) I tried to explain to the jury how my mother was superviolent---she'd stab me with car keys [when I wanted her to go thru the McDonald's Drive Thru!] and literally beat me with pots and pans [when I tried to watch the 11 O'Clock News!]--and how I was the most beaten-up kid in school b/c I'd had long hair since age 9 and was a pacifist since age 10 (which inspired many strangers to assault me). But I kept breaking down and had to keep trying to regain my composure. (His questions certainly had some relevance: the School Administrators repeatedly tried to remove me from High School b/c it was easier than punishing 60 students who had assaulted me. Ever since I was a child I've been betrayed by "Authority" just as you are ALL raped today by "Authorities" from govt to Media. They ended up throwing me out and having me finish school alone with a tutor, never to return, while they allowed drug dealing students to return! (Our govt much prefers "drug dealers" to anyone who outright Questions Authority obviously.) ) But in my mind, my crying the MOMENT I took the stand seemed preposterous, like a moronic attempt to win the jury's sympathy. PROS: crying on the stand can gain sympathy. CONS: It can seem calculated and manipulative. And given American Law (which bars most important information from the jury's knowledge), the Jurors Don't Know that Jess is a COURT-APPOINTED lawyer---MEANING I DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS CLOD. ALSO: no human on earth would GUESS that my own lawyer had NEVER talked with me about any of this stuff or what he would ask---especially since I'm acting as my own lawyer and he's just my "advisor"! 100% of humans would ASSUME that he and I had discussed my testimony and what he would ask me!! 100% of humans would ASSUME that I had him ask me about my childhood so I could weep and gain the jury's sympathy. (And 100% of humans would've been totally wrong on the facts.) (Just like how 100% of humans believe NY govt has "budget deficits" which is the absolute opposite of the TRUTH. NYC's budget today is $20 BILLION more each year than it was when Giuliani entered office!! A $35,000,000,000 dollar annual budget ballooned to $55,000,000,000 annual budget in 13 years of a 300-year old CITY!!! And then 100% of journalists said this proves how fiscally wise and conservative Rudy Bloomberg was and is!!!) (Bush is an amateur compared with Rudy Bloomberg. The govt has more money than it knows what to do with, which is why Rudy gave the entire City Council a 75% pay raise [and I'm still the ONLY reporter on Earth to point this horrific fact out] and Katie Lapp [head of the MTA] was given a secret 22% pay raise last year b/c her $200,000 salary wasn't enough. WAKE THE FUCK UP! There is NO BUDGET CRISIS. The govt uses this ruse to justify massive increases in taxes, fines, and so on. Just look at the fucking BOOKS ferchrissakes!!) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * CXB IS CHARM-FREE! Exactly as in the past, my "lawyer" did the precise opposite of what he was LEGALLY REQUIRED to do: OBEY THE CLIENT. My testimony should've been EASY: Just get me to tell my side of the story and ask "What happened next?" or "Could you explain?". DO NOT GIVE ME ANY QUESTIONS WITH SIMPLE "YES" or "NO" answers. The jury needs to know EVERYTHING and also need to know my personality because they are judging MY STATE OF MIND and MY "INTENT". Even my "lawyer"'s WIFE (a fellow lawyer in court) told him to ask "what happened next?". So he DIDN'T do this once I was trapped on the stand, unable to talk back or answer beyond the question asked. ALL of his questions were "yes" or "no" answers!!!! (Can this be coincidence? In my last jury trial my 18-B lawyer Michelle Hauser also did the exact same thing and the jury later said I was right that her tactic was insane and almost got me convicted of charges I was clearly innocent of!) Unable to talk, I watched my case disintegrate before my eyes... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * THE DEFENSE ARE BUMBLING IDIOTS! It was embarrassing to all watching. My "lawyer" clearly didn't know the facts of my case and was asking questions with all his facts wrong and worse. BUT THE JURY DOESN'T KNOW I DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS CLOWN! As far as they know, I hired this idiot, we worked on my case, and the RESULT of that was this confused, error-laden Defense Case! THEY SHOULD assume my lawyer was getting everything wrong b/c MY CASE is inconsistent, sloppy, and that WE THE DEFENSE DON'T HAVE OUR STORY STRAIGHT! [I'm going to demand the judge instruct the jury that Jess is COURT-APPOINTED. Anything else is illegally prejudicial to my defense.] [But then, so is calling these cases "The People VS. CXB", as if everything the Govt does is a Noble Pursuit on Behalf of the People which is total bullshit and the exact opposite of the truth.] * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I SHOULD'VE TRUSTED ONLY MYSELF... ...as usual. (There's only one person I've ever seen in history who consistently proved everyone else wrong and was always reliable and trustworthy and that freak of nature is ME.) (Because I LOVE d-e-t-a-i-l-s, unlike most people, who are intellectually LAZY.) The JUDGE suggested I have Jess ask me questions----OF MY OWN CHOOSING---because he didn't want me going off on endless tangents, and I agreed because if I just testified in a narrative, it'd be difficult to introduce peripheral details (and this judge has a long history of jumping to incorrect conclusions and blaming ME for his and Berkowitz's mistakes and PROHIBITING DETAILS). (Like when he yells at me if I make a mistake b/c my "legal advisor" FORGOT to tell me something about procedure!!) (NOTE: Jess, The DA, and the Judge are all buddies who've worked together for many years according to the judge and Berkowitz!! CAN YOU SAY CONFLICT OF INTEREST?? Our legal system has always been a lie and always will be.) Jess "forgot" to ask me 50% of the questions I'd written out for him! Jess "forgot" to introduce into evidence 90% of the relevant materials he had on the lecturn with him!! Jess made my flawless case look like a shifty mess! (I've threatened for months to punch him out in court to create a mistrial if he keeps doing stupid shit like this.) (See? Being a pacifist gets you nowhere.) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * JUDGE ROSS SCREAMS AT CXB IN FRONT OF JURY!! Repeatedly thru my testimony, the judge would interrupt and attack me. He thought I was giving TOO MUCH info in answers and that I was doing this to fuck with him. (Again, humans love to jump to conclusions as long as they are ignorant of the reality.) IF I WANTED TO FUCK WITH THIS JUDGE OR THIS COURT HE'D KNOW IT. I'd flat out call this criminal justice system a LIE to the jury. I'd tell the judge off right to his face. (I've done this many many times before in open court.) (It's called the First Amendment. It KIND OF allows me to criticize govt.) Every time I made any procedural error, he'd chastise me and imply that I was trying to fuck with him! IDIOT! (No wonder he's a Giuliani Appointee like Bernie Kerik, Howard Safir, Russel Harding, Anne Coppaccia, and many other criminals.) HIS BIGGEST OUTBURST came in the afternoon when aforementioned "harassing" phone call "to Kathy O'Malley" was proven by me to have not even BEEN to her! (The DA did this in my last jury trial too: they used females as the "victims" though none of my postcards or voicemails MENTION the Victim, and mention others, and none are addressed to the alleged helpless "victim" nor were they left on her voicemail [!!!!!] HURTING their case and proving it was Harassment against ME.) I pointed out to the jury that the Prosecution's Case was "wrong again" and the judge EXPLODED! He screamed at me at almost full volume and startled everyone! (WILL this backfire on him? It could prejudice the jury in my FAVOR or against me. Regardless, it was HIGHLY unprofessional and illegal for the judge to do this in front of the jury!) (He's a real Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde. One moment he's totally reasonable and the next he's an angry monkey unmoved by facts and reason.) (Others have noted he keeps picking his nose in open court, but that's the least of my complaints.) (And to think the judge is on the record repeatedly chastising me for not respecting the court's "DECORUM"! I love america!) [Make sure you journalists interview the jurors after their verdict to find out HOW these things affected the jury.] * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * THIS TUESDAY! (Monday's a National Holiday) THE BIG FIGHT ARRIVES! CXB will be CROSS-EXAMINED by Special Prosecutor Duncan Levin! ! ! WILL YOUR HIGHLY-PAID "PROFESSIONAL CRIME FIGHTERS" BE ABLE TO TRIP CXB UP A SINGLE TIME?? WILL GOLIATH CATCH CXB IN A SINGLE LIE? HOW WILL GOLIATH RESOLVE THE MANY PIECES OF PHYSICAL EVIDENCE THAT PROVE CXB WAS TELLING THE TRUTH AND THE GOVT AND LANDLORD WERE LYING TO THE JURY?? IF YOU ONLY WANTED TO ATTEND the high point of the trial, this should be it! WILL CXB BE ABLE TO KEEP FROM INSULTING THE PROSECUTOR? OR WILL HE EXPRESS HIMSELF HONESTLY AGAIN AND BE SCREAMED AT BY THE JUDGE?? NOTE: There's a 50 / 50 chance I will be able to talk the judge into letting me do another hour of my OWN Defense Testimony BEFORE Levin gets to begin his Cross. (I didn't get to make 30% of my defense b/c my retard legal advisor didn't ask dozens of important questions !) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * There is a chance both sides will get to their CLOSING STATEMENTS / SUMMATIONS before the 4:30 - 5PM end of the court day on Tuesday, too. There's also a chance the jury will get the charges before the end of the day and begin deliberations to decide my fate, but I'd say this is unlikely. (There's probably about a 65% chance we'll do CLOSING STATEMENTS before the day ends.) CLOSING STATEMENTS are where I tie everything together and remind the jury of all the bullshit they heard, with very specific examples. Many, MANY very specific examples. EX: The Landlord and goons claimed they always did repairs and were never bad, yet testified they DID know the Landlord made the Voice's Top 10 Worst Landlords---which had nothing to do with me. Will the jury believe he was accidentally chosen in the Top 10 by other tenants?? And their OWN repair records which I got from the Prosecutor show they didn't do the repairs they testified to! BUSTED! (The case is very complex and most of the info was pretty dull to the poor jurors and people I know in the audience.) (THIS was the dullest of my 3 arrests last year and to be the dullest of the three trials.) (I can be a lot more brutal in the other two trials and crack more jokes b/c it doesn't involve the destruction of my home / property / art or the illegal eviction of 4 innocent people by an evil slum-lord.) (Of course, people don't really like D-E-T-A-I-L-S which is why I've always been on my own in this world.) (This is why I don't really care if I win or lose anymore. I'm just too tired of all the bullshit. Put me in jail and I can sleep all day and get free room and board!) TUESDAY! THE TRIAL RESUMES! BE THERE OR DON'T! And don't forget to place your bets! There is NO way I can beat any of the 21 charges b/c if I DO, it proves NYC Media LIED to you about everything. (Me being a "kook". The NYPD being the "Finest". Their coverups of DA Robert Morgenthau's crimes. Bloomberg's "success" at CrimeFighting, and so on and so on and so on. If I win, it confirms that I'm more qualified to hold public office than any of these retard crooks and the media can't deny this. I always beat Goliath in the past, which proves I'm SMARTER, and MORE EFFECTIVE than these jackasses.) (Bloomberg has been wrong about 99% of what he's said and the entire media says that shows "leadership". EX: a quote of his that should be put into Bronze: "NYC will win the Olympics bid!" Bloomberg, when not lying, is the dumbest fucking asshole around but media won't tell the truth about a "business genius" who can't turn a profit at ANY of his businesses except for one!) And if I win, every one of you assholes who smeared me should PUBLICLY apologize to me and NYC. (Anyone have contact info for that super-dick David Hirschman?) And you should all buy me a drink. I'll have a double arsenic on the rocks, thanks. CXB's trial! DAY FOUR - SUPERDIGEST! sparks fly like a mutha! Dear Reader, if you are ever in my shoes, PLEAD GUILTY. In jail you can sleep in. (Waking up at 8 am is killing me.) THIS email will be SUPERSHORT because it's 1 am and I'm busy compiling my testimony tangents and Closing Statements and reading the monster transcripts from the trial's previous days (to highlight all the contradictory testimony by these fucking liars to use in my closing). (It's like a college thesis but if you get a bad grade you go to prison.) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * TODAY in a NUTSHELL: BAM! Judge flip flops and now says I was right and he was wrong to end my cross-examination of my scumbag landlord. Tells the DA to bring PAUL STALLINGS back as a witness, but when the DA calls Paul, PAUL TELLS HIM NO! The DA tells the judge "the witness is very hostile" and that he's sick of waiting in court and is headed out to the Hamptons. Judge gets pissed and orders subpoenas FORCING landlord to return. Tells DA to send detectives out to Hamptons if need be! Thanks for helping, Paul! (The jury won't find this out though.) BAM! Landlord's Lawyer Scumbag, STEVEN RAISON, testifies and like ALL the other lying witnesses, my cross-examination makes him look like a FOOL and a weasel and proves he and other witnesses lied. BAM! Landlord returns for cross-examination and gets NAILED! HIS OWN papers show that he and his other witnesses all LIED about trying to evict me for owing enormous back rent. (Whoops! Their papers showed I owed less than one month! That sure is some real debt from 12 years of living there, huh!?) (They illegally evicted me b/c we were on Rent Strike and I always fought back and also did for other tenants.) BAM! Landlord repeatedly tried to AVOID answering the question when I asked him to read to the jury what his OWN documents said my arrears were! I had to keep telling him to answer the question I asked! His evasion was incredible! Thanks! BAM! JUDGE DECIDES TO LET my "legal advisor", the charming but iffy Jess Berkowitz, QUESTION me during my testimony tomorrow, which is best. (It would be weirder for the jury and would make it harder for me to bring in peripheral issues in my defense.) BAM! I find case law---Vives vs the City of New York (2003?)---that cites many legal decisions that THE ILLEGAL STATUTE THEY'RE TRYING TO RAILROAD ME ON IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL! It's pretty brutally damaging (more on this over the weekend, b/c it's scary how lawless your govt is) and supports my claims yesterday that there's no way in hell this statute (which outlaws most "annoying" speech!) is LEGAL but there's almost no way the judge is going to force the DA to return to the ORIGINAL, actually-LEGAL harassment charges he hit me with. (BAM! The DA has already admitted "I said CXB was guilty of these charges and then I said he WASN'T. Then I found other charges I could convict ANYONE on---b/c it's not legal----and now I say he's guilty of THESE ones! Yeah, that's the ticket!"!) TOMORROW! Friday! CXB TESTIFIES!!! ALL DAY! NOW the case turns and the jury will find out the MEAT of this matter. (Illegally, the Prosecution gets the last word in Closing Statements [probably Tuesday] so as to be extra prejudicial beneficially for the Government.) (Just as "THE PEOPLE vs Whomever" is ILLEGAL and violates Due Process rights b/c it automatically prejudices juries against the defendant, DUH. "If The People are against this guy... well, I'm one of The People so I should side for MY team, right?") Your govt is the most lawless on earth. Oh well. What can you do? COME HEAR me sing about flaming vaginas and marrying 12 year old girls at "HAPPY HAPPY 2" tonite, FRIDAY, $3, BoweryPoetryClub at 10PM. It's a fun variety show of musicians, weirdos, funny weirdos and more. (Reverend Jen, The NY Howl, Insectavora and many acts will be entertaining you with their clever ways.) Now take another look at my 100 INNOVATIONS FOR NYC at MayorBrodeur.org and forward them to family and friends so we can promote solutions to this giant mess we call the USA. xxoxoxo, CXB DAY THREE of CXB's Trial! Judge Ross yells at CXB! Wednesday, February 8th, 2006 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * TODAY, two more prosecution witnesses testified against me: PAUL STALLINGS (super-scumbag landlord / Developer, owner of the giant Hotel Rivington which appears on Moby's current album cover)----he being their lead / main witness. and VINCENTE BERREZUATA (the sweet superintendent of my old building) And exactly as I promised, their testimony contradicted the prosecutor, their own documents, and each other... and it was marvelous. Their case continues to unravel like a shitty sweater made by chinese pre-teens. (Strike that. Chinese pre-teens are much more talented and competent than DA Robert Morgenthau's Team Bullshit.) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * SOME HIGHLIGHTS / LOWLIGHTS: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * As usual, JUDGE ROSS (appointed by my enemy Rudy Mafioso Giuliani) made bizarre, inexplicable decisions against me and repeatedly blamed ME for fuck ups by my inept and worthless "legal advisor" JESS BERKOWITZ (who is an 18-B court appointed attorney). ("18-B" is code for "he ain't getting paid---this is obligated PRO BONO work" ["Pro Bono" is latin for "I ain't missing the game to do volunteer work for people who aren't paying me shit!"]) [Not to be confused with "Pro Bono" which is what Dubya Bush is because he's a fellow multi-millionaire who pretends to be a "compassionate" conservative who cares about the weak and poor while stuffing $30,000 worth of blow up his nose per week.] EX: the judge denied my request to TAPE-record the proceedings because it should've been made long ago! (Well no shit, your honor! FOR 10 MONTHS I couldn't get Berkowitz to even return my calls or discuss the case with me!!!!) And as he often does, Judge Ross has no LEGAL argument and doesn't even bother to explain his decisions. (He certainly knows that Stenography = cave drawings. In my past appeals, the atrocious "records" contained shocking errors such as flipping the identity of who said what! That's some "record" huh?) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * EX: Judge Ross "sustained" dozens of "objections" the Prosecutor never made during my cross examinations! The judge would just say "sustained!" and cut me off again and again. And then he wouldn't explain the "objection", which lawyers normally do. (Such as "Objection, your honor; the question is too vague".) The judge would then occasionally attack me in front of the jury for not knowing every minor detail about law. Let's see if that backfires on him with the jury! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * THAT JUDGE ROSS Everyone got some really juicy further tastes of JUDGE ROSS' bizarre mood swings. At times, he's very reasoned and fair. Then, at other times he just snaps and goes apeshit and kneejerks incredibly wrong decisions. (I think the Post calls this "Junk Justice" so I'm sure they'll be up in arms when they read this.) (Yeah, right.) EX: HE ENDED MY CROSS-EXAMINATION OF THE LEAD WITNESS BEFORE I GOT TO THE MEAT OF THE CHARGES AGAINST ME!! THAT'S SUPER-ILLEGAL! (He did this partially b/c my "advisor" asked to leave at 4:30!!! YOU CAN'T REMOVE MY RIGHT TO DEFENSE ARGUMENTS SIMPLY BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO GO SEE THEIR DAUGHTER IN SOME SHOW!) (Reminds me of how they kept me in Rikers for FIVE extra days AFTER the court shrink deemed me FIT on the fake 730 Remand they locked me up allegedly for! Their argument was that the weekend was coming up and that there weren't enough judges to do my arraignment and set bail!!! SUPER-illegal!) The judge would normally be legally obligated to let me FINISH my cross-examination the following day, but because he told the jury he hoped to be done by MONDAY at the latest---but NOW realizes Monday is a HOLIDAY----I, THE LITTLE DEFENDANT, LOSE MY RIGHT TO DUE PROCESS so the judge can rush the trial and tell the jury, "I kept my word about not inconveniencing you"! And if I get convicted because I wasn't allowed to make much of my defense, well, WHY SHOULD JUDGE ROSS CARE? If he broke the law, he can't be punished thanks to his illegal Absolute Immunity!!! Freedom and liberty ROCK! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * COMIC RELIEF Scumbag Landlord Paul Stallings was nervous on the stand (unlike the Female Victim, Kathy OMalley who was cocky) and flat out lied (but only he and I know how badly) about doing an illegal lockout on me in 1991 and his goons stealing $2,000 of my rare musical gear and other issues. (He indicated it never happened until I reminded him the court records were across the street. Then it became that he couldn't recall b/c it was a long time ago.) (Yeah, don't YOU often forget paying goons to drill thru a tenant's door, illegally breaking in, trashing the place and stealing tons of stuff and then changing the locks so I had to sleep on the staircase and then racing to the courthouse the next day to intercept that tenant going to a judge to bust you for falsifying legal documents!) And he lied about many other things too, many of which I exposed to the jury. EX: He claimed I was more "difficult" a tenant than all his other tenants (in 11 LES buildings!) combined! But the moron not only said b/c of "threats" and bullshit lies like that but also because I complained about REPAIRS! ("So, tenants complaining about repairs not done makes me a "bad" tenant, Mr. Stallings??"---That was MY argument! No one likes a whistleblower or critic and that you illegally evicted me and 3 roommates BECAUSE I stood up to your slumlord scams!) CHECK THIS OUT: He testified that I bugged him about repairs so often b/c I had 5 people living in the apartment (False) and had parties on the roof patio (yup, one a year) and that this "wear and tear" meant we wrecked the place! WHOOPS!! His OWN repair report (which I got from the DA who didn't know its value!) proved he was LYING! EX: The first repair is about the Roof Fence they built which blocked our access to the FIRE ESCAPE!! YEAH! We partied so hard, that a fence arose from nowhere and blocked our egress illegally!!! The SECOND repair concerns my four-year complaints that they ripped up our roof deck and never finished installing the new one! Yup! The stereo musta been so loud, it stopped you from finishing your legal obligation to complete the new decking! We were partying so hard we somehow FUCKED UP THE FAULTY WIRING INSIDE THE WALLS!! What a fucking asshole. (He had to repair the kitchen and bathroom fans! Musta happened when the Bunny Brains turned on their disco lights on the roof, right?) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * MORE COMIC RELIEF The first and second witnesses in this trial (Kathy OMalley the property manager, and Vincente the super) BOTH testified that they didn't build an illegal fence blocking our access to the fire escape. WHOOPS! Their OWN repair report begins with "Roof Fence Blocks fire escape----install a gate for easy access". GEE... I WONDER WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS! Oh yeah... it means YOUR RECORDS prove you installed the fence WITHOUT A DOOR so we couldn't access the fire escape, RETARDS! And it proved I'd COMPLAINED about it! There were dozens of smoking guns like this proving they were either LYING to the jury or just had their heads up their ass and that all their testimony was not credible! In an honest world, the judge would at least fine them for contempt of court and perjury. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * BUT... IT MAY NOT MATTER HOW FALSE THEIR TESTIMONY IS! Special Prosecutor Duncan Levin CHANGED all the charges to make it so they could convict a ham sandwich! YOU BE THE JUDGE! Does the new harassment statute sound AT ALL like it doesn't "abridge" the FREE SPEECH clause of the First Amendment? "the defendant is guilty of Aggravated Harassment in the Second Degree when, with intent to...annoy...he communicates with a person in a manner likely to cause annoyance..."!!!!! RE-READ THAT "LEGAL" STATUTE!! If you insulted or heckled Bush at a public appearance YOU COULD BE ARRESTED FOR "ANNOYING" HIM!! EVERY HUMAN IN HISTORY HAS AT SOME TIME SAID SOMETHING intending to "annoy" another person. (If I heckle Dave Mathews because I think he sucks, DOES THAT CROSS THE LINE OF FREE SPEECH???!) The Federal Courts and Supreme Court have consistently said "annoying" speech is protected! (The statute also says "alarm". IF A MOTHER WARNS HER KID TO NOT TOUCH THE HOT STOVE, is she trying to "alarm" the child to keep it safe? YUP. Did she cross the line of Free Speech? Not by a million miles! If a cop tells a perp to drop his weapon or he'll shoot, is he INTENDING to alarm the perp? OF COURSE! Should the cop be arrested for "harassment"???? NOT IN A ZILLION YEARS!!) THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THIS STATUTE IS LEGAL , but you must keep in mind that MANY laws on the books are NOT LEGAL, yet, unless someone (like the really lazy ACLU) CHALLENGES THE LAW IN COURT, those ILLEGAL laws simply stay on the books and innocent people go to jail because the retard Rich Businessmen who make up our Legislative Branch are IDIOTS or CROOKS! Sure, my "intent" was not to annoy the landlord but instead "reason" with him---and my angry language is certainly reasonable b/c YOU WOULD BE ANGRY TOO if someone stole $2,000 of your rare musical equipment, did illegal lockouts, had a muscular burglar kick in your door and threaten you, and many other illegal acts. But this statute is so illegal, they might be able to CHEAT IT! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * HERE's THE ORIGINAL STATUTE Duncan Levin hit me with: CPL 240.30 (2): "The defendant, with intent to harass, annoy... made a phone call WITH NO PURPOSE OF LEGITIMATE COMMUNICATION, and the defendant, with intent to harass, annoy...engaged in a course of conduct which... seriously annoyed another person AND WHICH SERVED NO LEGITIMATE PURPOSE"!!! Levin realized his original arrest and charges were BOGUS---that all my calls [even the angriest] served multiple LEGITIMATE PURPOSES---and would die, so he SWITCHED it quietly in the dark of night without notifying us or the judge!!! Exactly as I said. (I promised you last year that he'd reduce the charges and use dirty tricks to RAILROAD me on behalf of his bosses who've been seeking revenge against me for 14 years!!!) IS THERE A JOURNALIST IN ALL OF NYC WHO LOVES THE FIRST AMENDMENT AS MUCH AS I AND THINKS IT'S OUTRAGEOUS THAT UNCONSTITUTIONAL STATUTES REMAIN ON THE BOOKS UNCHALLENGED OR THAT CLEAR FREE SPEECH IS NOW ILLEGAL?? [CXB contacts Nat Hentoff, but he's too busy reading the NYPost as the main source for his next 6 columns about how they may be breaking human rights laws 40,000 miles away!] I do not think it's free speech to call your ex-girlfriend 100 times yelling "YOU CUNT!!" into the phone (and that's not something I've ever done). (Many of you have gotten my calls and you know no matter how badly I bitch you out it's always based on legitimate points.) But to say you can convict someone for up to a year on each charge of saying something "intended to annoy" is insanely ILLEGAL!! (I'm not guilty of this charge either, but it's so lowball a statute that they could arrest anyone using it.) (Maybe a decade after I get out of jail the NYCLU will challenge it!) (NOTE: the NYCLU and the ACLU admit they ignore 99% of unConstitutional situations by our govt!!!) AARGHHH!! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ABSOLUTE DIGRESSION The other day on my bicycle coming east on 14th street, I saw a deli worker come out of the deli and splash a small bucket of water at a beggar in a wheelchair who was panhandling outside the deli. (It was at night and it was really cold.) Ahhh... I'm so glad NYC is no longer like it was in the 1980s! (Well, I can't seem to find any "changes", but all the newspapers told me NYC is totally different now... and they would never lie!) (Funny... the 43 separate graffiti vandalisms on my Chinatown front door were just joined by 4 more giant tags! I'm so glad Rudy Bloomberg truly tackled and solved this problem like the media insisted! "Broken Windows" works awesome!) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * BACK TO OUR REGULAR BITCHIN' * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * And this is also why the Special Prosecutor Duncan Levin doubled the number of charges so he has a better chance of getting ONE to stick somehow, which is all it takes. (Juries often will split verdicts if they're uncertain, to try and make everyone happy. The more charges, the more chance one of the prosecutor's blind throws at the dartboard will ACCIDENTALLY hit the target.) And NOW if i win this case, it will be analogous to a CRIPPLED and BLIND little old lady (in her orthopedic scooter!) beating Mike Tyson in the boxing ring! Again, the verdict is MOOT because the govt broke its own laws and will never be held accountable. (At best, they'll pay me a big cash settlement [from YOUR pocket] as an apology but that won't solve ANYTHING.) If I'm cleared it won't mean dicksquat, as I'm the ONLY person who was ever punished in this case already. The perjurers and corrupt assholes will all go back to their giant paychecks while I rebuild my shattered life again! And regardless of the outcome of this trial, our government will continue to rape you and everyone you know and rob you of trillions of dollars and the media will spin it favorably for them and things will only get worse and worse and the apocalypse will never arrive to end your agony and all of you will continue to live depressing lives that drive you to chocolate / sex / beer / food / TV / drugs to kill the pain of living in a world that is more evil than you can possibly understand. almost free, CXB 100 INNOVATIONS FOR NYC MayorBrodeur.org DAY TWO of CXB's Trial! TEARS FLOW! Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * TODAY, Morgenthau's goon, the corrupt Special Prosecutor DUNCAN LEVIN, and our Little Hero CXB gave OPENING STATEMENTS and then spent the rest of the day questioning the FIRST WITNESS: the "Helpless Damsel In Distress" in this case, Kathy O'Malley. (My corrupt ex-landlord's super-cunt assistant, who insulted me for being a victim of crime!) (In most of my cases, they have a woman play the "victim" because they're more sympathetic than male "victims" when trying to pretend my harsh criticisms of corruption cross the line of free speech.) (In the Bloomberg arrest / trial, the Woman will be played by Ed Skyler, who promises to wear Hello Kitty panties beneath his suit ala his Republican Idol J. Edgar Hoover.) (In the BEN SMITH / NY Observer arrest / trial, Mr. Smith will talk in a boyish lilt that will convince all that he is a closeted homosexual.) (Yeah, yeah, I know he has a wife and kids.) (Just like Elton and Calvin Klein once did.) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * SOME HIGHLIGHTS / LOWLIGHTS FROM TODAY: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Special Prosecutor DUNCAN LEVIN (whom Ron Kuby rightfully described as a "dickhead", a description Ron says he rarely uses to describe a prosecutor) gave a fantastic OPENING STATEMENT that ran almost 30 minutes and he wonderfully did what I expected: boldly lie thru his teeth. (I'd already warned Captain Retard that I'm COUNTING on his lies to help me emasculate him!) I keep trying to inform y'all that "prosecutor" is a direct euphemism for "LYING GOVT AGENT". In my 20 years in courtrooms in two states, I have NEVER ONCE met an honest prosecutor. Not even a REMOTELY honest prosecutor. IN FACT, in my dozen-ish dealings with Morgenthau's office AS A VICTIM OF CRIME, 100% of the time, Morgy's office protected the people who had bloodied me and / or destroyed my property and so on and that's public record. (Luckily for Morgy there's only a few investigative journalists in all of NYC.) PLEASE people... THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT, and I realize it took thousands of years before society accepted this, but C'MON. (Just as none of you believed me when I warned you of Bernie Kerik's endless corruption. Y'all laughed at me and boasted how super-honest Kerik was! THEN, FIVE YEARS LATER, 100% of you said I was right and y'all were wrong. Of course, those five years behind the curve cost you hundreds of millions of lost tax dollars thanks to Bernie's crimes and that cash will never be recovered!) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * DUNCAN LEVIN flat out LIED yet again thruout today's events. EX: Levin repeated his outrageous LIE that I demanded $5,000 cash to not hurt my corrupt landlord PAUL STALLINGS (who makes Ratner and Silverstein seem like the baby jesus). WHOOPS! Levin already was informed that the landlord OFFERED ME $6,000 to stop my legal case against him and vacate the apartment in a year and we were negotiating a settlement when the landlord reneged at the 11th hour. SO TODAY, Levin again repeated this incredible lie to deceive the jury. (Again, WHY isn't it already a crime for prosecutors to LIE in order to subvert our legal system? If we can put witnesses UNDER OATH, why can't we put all lawyers in court under oath? It's a reasonable reform from my 100 INNOVATIONS FOR NYC and 99% of New Yorkers agree with me and disagree with Rudy Dinkins-Bloomberg and Pataki-Bush-Clinton.) GAME OVER RIGHT THERE. Y'all should be FURIOUS that Morgenthau's office has NO REGARD for truth or facts, which CONFIRMS that Morgy is a CRIMINAL and there is no way to dance around this truth. (Of course, the entire media knew Bush was lying about everything but repeated these lies as if they were fact.) (And then $500 BILLION of your tax dollars disappeared in the night. Brilliant!) "Prosecutors" are not honest people, which is why tens of thousands of innocent people "convicted" were later cleared and proven FRAMED and this isn't open to debate or argument. (Another 200,000 framed men---mostly poor and black---are rotting in jail b/c they can't afford appeals or a good lawyer to fight false convictions.) (Did any of you learn anything from the LAPD scandals a few years back where they got caught planting drugs and weapons on suspects? HOW MANY police scandals does it take before we stop with the absurd myth that police are honest agents of "Law"? How many people have to get $50 tickets for putting their shopping bag on an empty subway seat before you realize the main purpose of cops is to do The Bidding of the sleazy businessmen who run this government????) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * DUNCAN's OPENING worked in my favor, of course, because the more lies he tells that I can disprove, the more Morgy's bogus case destroys itself. (Hmmm..."Duncan's Opening"... sounds like my new hit song!) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * MY OPENING was sloppy as can be as I had no time to write up all my bullet points b/c I had to perform during 3 gigs last night, with Haunted Pussy; to play mysterious guitar behind my friend NICO; and solo (to promote my appearance in Friday's Happy Happy 2 at the BoweryPoetryClub where I'll be singing my new power ballad "If Your Vagina Was Burned In A Fire...") (the show will be a lot of fun; costs $3; begins at 10pm; come on by and hear if I'm as talented as I claim.) But I made most of the major points showing how deceptive the DA had been and the real facts about what this case will be and that's what mattered. The jury is now seeing all the evidence and testimony in the light of RETALIATION by a Corrupt Rich Developer trying to silence his # 1 critic. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * BINGO! TEARS APPEARED! FIRST WITNESS to testify was the landlord's female assistant who gave very compelling testimony about how she feared for her life from me and had to unlist her home number and stopped working late at night and other massive horseshit. The jury was in the palm of her hands and my legal advisor, the iffy Jess Berkowitz (my sleeping 18-B lawyer I tried to toss) kept begging me to object to testimony but I refused. I wanted her to portray me as wickedly as possible. So it would backfire. And backfire it did. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I GOT TO CROSS EXAMINE HER after the lunch break and it was like night and day. She had earlier testified at great length about how she couldn't sleep at night and had friends walk her home, BLAH BLAH BLAH, and was SUPERscared of me. WHOOOPS! The entire 2 hours I cross examined her, she not ONCE appeared scared or threatened by me TALKING TO HER DIRECTLY. (Where'd her director go?) (So much for that Oscar, dear!) In fact, the jury saw she was not only NOT SCARED IN ANY WAY, she was actually arrogant and cocky at times. So much for the sobbing helpless woman they'd seen in the morning. (SEE? I told you I was right to represent myself. If I hadn't, the jury would never have seen this about face on her part if my lawyer had cross examined her instead of me.) [CONFUCIOUS SAY: "He who doubt CXB is giant anus"] I proved her INTENT to lie about me, her MOTIVE to lie about me, and her history of LYING about me. (Of course, that doesn't mean the jury will agree. Many people dislike me just from my Frenchy looks and my arrogant nature.) (Even when I see photos of me I think, "Man, I want to PUNCH that guy [me] in the face!") * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I got her to ADMIT under oath that much of her testimony was INCORRECT---that she had regularly exaggerated or misrepresented facts to the jury. EX: She said I was never on RENT STRIKE and DUNCAN LEVIN furthered "he just SAID he was on rent strike, right?" WHOOOPS! At lunch, I merely walked across the street to HOUSING COURT, pulled out the court file, photocopied a few pages, and then PROVED IN COURT THAT THERE WERE MANY SMOKING GUNS IN THE COURT RECORD PROVING WE WERE ON RENT STRIKE AND THAT THE JUDGES AND ALL THE RECORDS DULY NOTED THIS. GAME OVER. She and the Prosecutor had MISINFORMED the jury yet again, and I WAS TOTALLY CORRECT. (How broken is THIS fucking record?) There were many examples like this where I got her to admit her prior testimony was not correct (meaning she is not a credible witness and regularly deceived the jury---whether deliberate or not is moot). OUCH! Remember, this is a woman who says she was afraid for her life, yet didn't have me arrested for 10 MONTHS, and in fact, according to the criminal complaint, she was afraid for 34 MONTHS [!!!!!] without having me arrested! (The complaint begins with June 2002 postcards!) IF YOU WERE AFRAID I was going to kill you at any moment, WOULD YOU WAIT TWO YEARS TO CALL POLICE? And WHY would you have CXB arrested the VERY SAME WEEK HE EXPOSED YOUR BOSS' CRIMES IN NYPress' 50 MOST LOATHSOME NEW YORKERS issue??? (April 2005) Uncanny timing, that. And don't forget that they admit to throwing all the first punches. If YOU came across a dangerous rattlesnake [as they portray me] would YOU poke it with a branch over and over? NOPE. You'd try to NOT piss it off or provoke it. These facts all prove she was faking it. (REMEMBER: in my last jury trial, Giuliani and Morgenthau used THEIR FORMER PRESS SECRETARY, the well-liked Colleen Roche, to PLAY the "victim" but it backfired brutally when she finally admitted on the witness stand that she was "TOLD" that she would be the victim by her superiors!! AND YET YOU ALL STILL DOUBT THE GOVT IS HARASSING ME???) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * WEBSTER'S POCKET DICTIONARY right here before me defines "harass" as : "to Worry and impede (an enemy) by repeated raids" Hmmm! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * APOLOGIES TO THE AUDIENCE... today's events were not that "entertaining". I have to speak s-l-o-w-l-y so the stenographer can get it all. (I like to talk fast b/c I don't like to waste time.) And the judge has threatened to remove my right to be my own lawyer if I cross any lines, so I have to walk on fucking eggshells half the time. My cross-examination was slow and very deliberate and not everyone will know or understand why. (And I asked some questions repeatedly in different ways to get her to contradict herself, which worked. Other times, the judge would object to my questions and I'd have to find a way to get around his objections.) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * HOW WRONG IS THE JUDGE? He repeatedly criticized me in front of the jury for calling my ex-landlord "PAUL"----he almost seemed to think that I was being too "informal" for the proper "decorum" of his court, but I flawlessly pointed out that I'd been calling him "Paul" for FIFTEEN YEARS and that these were just slip-ups. After the jury went home for the day, I raised it with the judge b/c in the past he's shown himself to be REALLY BAD with details and common sense at times. (Well, he IS a Giuliani appointee, which means he was probably just another patronage hire!) (I bet he was part of Russel Harding's Child Porn Club!) (Mostly the judge is very fair though.) CHECK THIS OUT: I again reminded the judge that I may slip up and call the landlord "Paul" instead of "Mr. Stallings" and THE JUDGE MADE AN ANALOGY SO DUMB I'm still startled by the insanity of it. He rebutted with "I have worked with these two lawyers (Duncan Levin and my "advisor" Jess Berkowitz) and I don't refer to them informally." WELL NO SHIT! YOU REFER TO THEM ALWAYS AS "MR. LEVIN" AND "MR. BERKOWITZ"!! DUH! His "analogy" was brain dead and shocking in its confused thinking! There is NO comparing me calling someone "Paul" for 15 years and then having to ONLY call them "Mr. Stallings" and the judge calling someone "Mr. Levin" for 5 years and then having to ONLY call them "Mr. Levin". [Even Right Wing CoffeeBoy Harry Siegel thinks, "Hmm, CXB is totally right. That judge is an IDIOT!"] HOLY SHIT is this super-retarded! And this is the UMPIRE in my case! &%$#%@!$!!!!!!! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * LIKEWISE, I called Mr. Levin "SPECIAL PROSECUTOR LEVIN" twice in my OPENING STATEMENTS and Levin complained when the jury was gone. I pointed out that his own voicemail says he works in Morgy's SPECIAL PROSECUTIONS BUREAU----see for yourself: 212-335-9302----and he had told another attorney the day before that he is in SPECIAL PROSECUTIONS, but the judge REFUSED my request to have Levin EXPLAIN to the judge WHY he works in the Special Prosecutions Bureau if he's just a "regular" Assistant DA or give any details! The judge's responses were bizarre and defied logic. (Not the first time. Won't be the last.) And so the judge instructed the jury to FORGET that I'd called him Special Prosecutor Levin!!! (I'd tried to explain to the judge that since Giuliani's tenure, I have NEVER gotten an ordinary prosecutor like all other criminals arrested. The judge didn't even want to hear any details---all of which proved irrefutably that Morgy's office has it in for me and why.) (HOW can the judge tell me he ain't a Special Prosecutor but refuse to have Duncan explain how it is that he's in the Special Prosecutions Bureau and WHY HE was assigned all 3 of my cases?) (Remember, in another one of their false prosecutions against me they had their Special Prosecutor assigned 8 MONTHS before I was even arrested! Yeah sure there's no effort to Get Me!) Something sure smells funny. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Remember, THE FACT THAT THIS CASE IS ON TRIAL ALONE proves corruption by Morgy, as they had a legal OBLIGATION (it's called the Sixth Amendment' s right to a speedy trial and the 30.30 CPL law) to try the BLOOMBERG arrest FIRST. I've said to y'all for 12 MONTHS that Duncan would stall on the Bloomberg case and use dirty tricks to protect his boss' drinking buddy* and you all are witnesses that I was correct and that Levin flip-flopped yet again. [*Well, rumor has it that Morgy died ten years ago and is only propped up against a wall for photo ops and even the cops in the DA's office say this!] And yet 100% of reporters still believe most of what the government tells them! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * OH YEAH the judge was also legally wrong on the issue of my public posters not being protected speech!!! The federal courts have long established honest cartoons and PUBLIC posters as PROTECTED FREE SPEECH, but the judge has already allowed Levin to portray my posters exposing the landlord's crimes in his neighborhood as evil!! THIS is why judges have absolute immunity from prosecution if they violate the Bill of Rights. If you fuck up at McDonald's too many times, you may get fired. if you fuck up in the courts, however, you will get a giant pension and maybe a few innocent people will go to prison. America ROCKS! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * TOMORROW!! Wednesday! THE PROSECUTION CALLS their other 3 witnesses: THE CROOKED LANDLORD! THE CROOKED LANDLORD'S CROOKED LAWYER! THE CROOKED LANDLORD'S HAPLESS LATINO SUPERINTENDENT! And I will get to cross-examine them and catch them in many contradictions and bullshit. It won't be as s-l-o-w as today, b/c I will have time tonite to structure my questions in a more logical flow and format, so let me get off this damn computer and prepare. (I'm pretty casual like that and you all saw why: without campaigning much in the Democratic Primary, I BEAT the richest Democratic Primary candidate (ever?) in one of the 5 Boroughs and came in SECOND (only to Ferrer) in a bunch of Election Districts I never visited (like Washington heights). NOT BAD! And I went into my last jury trial with a lawyer who knew NONE of the details of my case and couldn't be bothered to learn them. But I was confident that even with a half-baked defense I could STILL destroy the most powerful (and incompetent) govt ever. And I was more right than anyone but me ever guessed.) (One juror said I inspired her to go to law school! One juror gave me his address and asked me to send him my cartoons and essays about this crooked govt! ALL the jurors PRAISED me as a crusader against evil. And then The Daily News' Jayson Blair, I mean, Michael Saul, SPUN it into "CXB is a kooK".) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * LOOKS LIKE I'LL START TESTIFYING THURSDAY, and that might be the high point of the trial. It's likely that I'll be on the stand for over a day, and then Levin gets to CROSS-EXAMINE ME! Bring it on, Captain Retard! I've been called "the best defense witness ever" by lawyers before. Come see if CXB is full of shit! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * DON'T FORGET: IF THE JURY ACQUITS ME, IT WILL BE LIKE A LITTLE OLD LADY BEATING MIKE TYSON IN THE BOXING RING. (And you all are aware that this little old lady has beaten Tyson 18 PRIOR times in the exact same fight!) YOU CAN NEVER AGAIN PORTRAY OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENTS AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WORTHLESS MORONS OR FEDERAL CRIMINALS. FACT: If the jury acquits me , it IRREFUTABLY proves that Morgy either FAILED completely as a "crimefighter" (HIS argument!) or else he falsely prosecuted an innocent man (a federal crime). THERE IS NO THIRD CATEGORY. An acquittal proves either he's worthless or he's a crook. MORGY will admit that I really am a criminal, but that I DEFEATED his useless and costly army of "professionals" REPRESENTING MYSELF!!!!! (I wish some of you would ask him if he'll resign since he ADMITS he failed to protect the citizens of NYC.) And even if the jury convicts me, well, Morgenthau is ON THE RECORD as acknowledging he framed thousands of innocent men and got PHONY "Convictions". I don't really give a shit what happens. Again, I'm already doing a Life Sentence in prison. Your world is fucking evil and disgusting. (I'm kind of hoping to go to jail for 21 years so y'all have to clothe and feed me while I write books and screenplays.) Miserably Yours, Christopher X. Brodeur 100 INNOVATIONS FOR NYC MayorBrodeur.org DAY ONE of CXB's trial! Trial TIDBITS and SORDID SURPRISES! CXB is looking at up to 21 YEARS in prison! Dear Media (and civilians) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * TOMORROW begins the bloody beatdown! Opening Statements by me and YOUR warrior for "The People" [sic], Special Prosecutor DUNCAN LEVIN, followed by him introducing some of his witnesses and my cross examinations of these stupid liars! HEAR the voicemails CXB made that supposedly aren't protected speech! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * TODAY WE PICKED A JURY of 6 random New Yorkers and two alternates, who will decide how full of shit Robert Morgenthau and the government is. The jury is mostly "minorities" (which means they despise rich developer landlords and the govt! Whoops!) This was called the VOIR DIRE (that's Latin for "we need to keep lawyers in business by using as much stupid Latin as possible so the layman can't follow"). [pronounced "vwah dear"] * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * THE JUDGE, Neil Ross, has been mostly fair and I'm such a great lawyer that I got him to overturn HIS incorrect Sandoval verdict from last week when he mistakenly thought I was wrong. [a "Sandoval" issue is case law shorthand for the prosecution to bring up PAST "bad acts" to try and convince a jury that you have a propensity to commit a crime. EX: Michael Jackson's PRIOR charges for child molestation don't technically have anything to do with his last trial, but an individual judge might allow past acts in or not.] This was just another legal issue I beat Morgenthau's EXPENSIVE and highly-paid "experts" on. David has often creamed Goliath so far in these proceedings, b/c I'm smarter than the "Professionals" who are keeping your streets "safe" (which is why the same criminals keep committing the same crimes over and over). The DA is so crooked, he's gotten caught in dozens of lies, but the judge, of course, refuses to admonish him on any! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * EX: LEVIN tried to redact bits of my voice mails and the transcripts to EXCLUDE my mentions of prior false prosecutions and my destroying Corrupt Morgenthau over and over in court. HE CLAIMED THIS WAS TO PROTECT ME! WHOOPS! STUPID LIAR LEVIN then argued that he wants to bring up prior court battles that make me look "bad" while censoring out any prior battles that make HIM look bad and me look "good"!! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * EX: LEVIN got caught totally contradicting himself when he said I shouldn't be permitted to MENTION the First Amendment to the jury (!!!!) or claim that the prosecution is "selective" or "Discriminatory". WHOOPS! In the moron's OWN motion, he clearly discusses a THIRD "victim" who got "threatening" calls by me who he wants to call as a witness! DUH: If you didn't arrest me for THOSE 'threatening" calls, but you did these OTHER "threatening" calls, that PROVES "selective" and "discriminatory" prosecution (which is illegal). But no judge is going to make waves by punishing prosecutors who lie. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * LEVIN CHANGED THE CHARGES ON ME! Exactly as I predicted he would a year ago!! (Damn I'm good!) LAST YEAR, I was charged with.... 10 counts of Aggravated Harassment in the second degree [PL - 240.30 (2) (all A Misdemeanors)] and 1 count of Harassment second degree [PL - 240.26 (3) (a violation)] NOW, he's changed his WHOLE case! now it's ... 19 counts of 240.30 (1) (a), WHICH MEANS HE'S ADMITTING HIS CASE WAS LAME! IN PLAIN ENGLISH: the new charges REMOVE the "for no legitimate purpose" clause, which he knew would instantly ruin his case because he could never prove my calls served no legitimate purpose. BAM! I told you all he'd do this and yet most of you still believe half the lies by govt! I said all along the charge were fake and wrong, and now the DA HIMSELF has modified the charges, admitting the ORIGINAL CHARGES were hopeless (ie, FALSE). And the one count of 240.26 (3) has become TWO counts of 240.25! (I forget the difference and don't have the CPL handy here to show the difference.) CAN A PUNK WHO NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE AND DOESN'T EVEN WATCH LAW AND ORDER STILL BEAT THE MIGHTIEST GOVT EVER? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * JUDGE ROSS refused my request to allow in videocameras (b/c NYState wants sunlight kept out of this bogus system). No surprise, but he made no intelligent legal reason why, and he knows that STENOGRAPHY is a broken, untrustworthy system. (Court "Records" by stenography are like cave drawings compared to video and audio recordings. They're sloppy and get much of the "record" wrong, which is KIND OF IRONIC, no?) (Housing court has tape recorders for fuck's sake! Isn't CRIMINAL Court deserving of same??) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * JUDGE ROSS made other legal errors as well (and admitted some of them)----luckily you don't have to pass any test to be a JUDGE except be picked by the Mayor! (See: Patronage; Giuliani, Rudy, who appointed Mr. Ross.) (Of course, I proved Judge Ross didn't know the law years ago, when I got 3 other judges to agree with ME that Ross didn't know the law, and you all will agree even minus a legal degree: I argued that Giuliani's insane Restraining Orders on me were Constitutionally Overbroad---that even if the charges were TRUE that I had "harassed" the press office, WHY did the Restraining Order bar me from writing my City Councilman or testifying at ANY public hearings or calling Rudy's WABC radio show??? The R.O. CLEARLY violated my Free Speech rights for no logical reason.) (The REAL reason was to silence me until after Rudy's re-election that November. DUH!) THIS is why 113 innocent men have been cleared off Death Row: there is ZERO accountability of our judges and our wretched "Legal System". * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * THE JUDGE also made some crazy, illegal decisions about my defense, prohibiting me from even MENTIONING my defense argument that this arrest is partially POLITICAL PAYBACK by Morgenthau---DUH, NO OTHER CIVILIAN EVER GOT A "SPECIAL PROSECUTOR" FOR THE SAME CHARGES! And though I told the judge that I could prove this with tons of evidence, he missed my whole point and denied me, saying I had told him in "great detail" AFTER I'd told him he didn't know 99% of the DETAILS! (The EXACT SAME fuck up he made last week and fixed today per my request! AARGGGHHH!!) (WHY can't govt workers be punished when they FUCK UP???) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * DID YOU KNOW ----all prosecution titles, like "THE PEOPLE versus CXB", are illegal, just like that "In God We Trust" and many other decisions by your corrupt and lawless government? It is NEVER "The People" versus a Defendant. It is ALWAYS "The STATE" versus, but this "People" horseshit is designed to erode Due Process----as if You Jurors and your Neighbors are The People and we noble DA's who framed thousands of innocent people are Doing It All For YOU! (Maybe Chancellor Hitler should have named his Final Solution "The People vs The Jews"!) DON'T MISS THE NEXT 3 DAYS IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE SHIT FLY! I should be testifying for up to two days beginning Wednesday, perhaps, and that might be the peak of excitement and fun. SEE YOUR TAX DOLLARS DISAPPEAR LIKE MAGIC! SEE YOUR "LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENTS" KEYSTONE KOP IT UP! SEE YOUR CONSTITUTION DIE! And remember, if I beat the most powerful govt EVER as my own lawyer, it is all over! It will prove that you must always TRUST me, and that you must NEVER trust your govt. And if I win, no one can EVER call the incompetent NYPD the finest or pretend that Morgenthau is anything more than a CORRUPT or WORTHLESS protector of "law"! (But then, the entire media said my beating Giuliani 6 out of 6 times made him a "great crimefighter". He lost more legal battles than any other mayor / lawyer in American history! By all evidence, Giuliani is the worst crime fighter ever but no one cares about truth in the media! AAARGHHH!) (SEE: their continuing to use QUINNIPIAC polls as their "source" despite Q-Poll being off TWENTY FUCKING POINTS in the mayor's election!! TWENTY POINTS OFF IN A POLL? Yet 100% of journalists continue to pretend massive fuck ups = reliable news source!! AAARGGGHHH! PLEASE put me in jail for 21 years so I don't have to deal with this corrupt society and the corrupt media!! AAARRGHH!!!) Room 546 / Jury Part 1 - 100 Centre street xoxoxo, Christopher 212-966-1386