• Today on the Gothamist Newsmap: A large fight in the Bronx, an unusual MVA in Manhattan and a "Jet Blue aircraft disturbance" at LaGuardia - Gate B5
• Promises from the Department of Transportation mean nothing, even after two children die
• Activists want tax-paying immigrants to have the right to vote; immigrants did vote in national elections between 1776 and 1926
• Stop planning a scuba trip in Fiji - amNew York has the scoop on where to go scuba diving in NY State (lots of shipwrecks, from German U-boats to cannon ships from the French and Indian War!)
• On Eater, Momofuku Ssam's David Chang waxes about being reviewed by NY Times restaurant critic Frank Bruni: Chang suspects Momofuku Ssam will get one-star and notes, "Prune has one star – and that places rocks."
• The Supreme Court could care less about a case questioning why NYC public schools ban nativity scenes but allows images of Santa, reindeer, Christmas tree, and Jewish and Islamic holiday symbols; a parent complained that the DOE was denigrating Christianity and promoting Judaism and Islam
• A family's cruise vacation is ruined by Rosie O'Donnell - we give it another few days before Donald Trump offers to send them somewhere
• Ever wondered what the New York Bicycle Messenger Foundation's Monster Track 8 competition looked like?

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