January 8, 2007
Idiotarod Vs. CSI: NY

Best email we've received today - aside from all the speculation on what the damn gassy smell is:
After contacting Carts of Brooklyn Racing Association (COBRA)* about this very issue, it appears that the producers of CSI:NY ARE using the name Idiotarod in press releases in regards to Wednesday's episode "Obsession." COBRA, and all shopping cart racers of New York and the country, will not take this disrespect. One, they used the name with out our permission. Two, they are portraying us as thieves and murders. Three, CSI:NY is a crappy show.What is the CSI: NY episode description?Expect a press release from COBRA by tomorrow morning. And perhaps, just perhaps, a show of strength outside of CBS's NY offices on Wednesday afternoon.
Links:
COBRA's Official Idiotarod 2007 Site. (registration now available)
COBRA's November conversation with the producers of CSI:NY (MP3)
Some nice photos of COBRA 2006 and our kick ass, make you weak, burn your soul theme song.*Team COBRA won the 2005 award for Best Sabotage, the 2006 award for Best in Show (and should have won Best Sabotage), and are organizers of the 2007 Idiotarod.
ObsessionDude, if there's one group of New Yorkers you don't want to piss off, it's the Idiotarod folks!
A man found dead in the snow with a price tag hanging from inside his stomach leads the CSIs to the annual Idiotarod race where young New Yorkers in creative costumes race decorated shopping carts from Brooklyn to Manhattan as if they were dog sleds.
We highly recommend you listen to the MP3 - here's a brief transcript:
Oscar: A few of us have talked. And everyone's very enthusiastic about the possibilities here.Apparently the CSI production people called to get clearance on using the name...which they didn't - the video preview calls it "Idiot Run" but Oscar is right, it's totally Idiotarod.
CSI lady: Oh, great
Oscar: ...We have lots of ideas about how to make this work out great for both of us. Of course we have some concerns about how the race is represented and how this event our organization produces is represented out there. Whether or not the we use the name Idiotarod, it'll still be pretty clear to people, I think, about what the episode is referring to and it's going to represent us either way, so we think it's best for us to be involved. And that could be a very exciting process. We'd definitely like to work with you to get it right.I can hear in your voice, you know, the drive for authenticity and your understanding of the excitement of the race and how much drama a good show could get out of this race. The drama. The glory of victory. The agony of defeat. The sabotage. The bribery. The intrigue. Dancing monkeys and clowns and whatnot.
Do you smell this? Do you smell that in the air? That's the smell of an Emmy.
CSI Lady laughs and continues to laugh as...
Oscar: I smell an Emmy right now...and possibly a Golden Globe and ...possibly a Heisman...if we did this right.




They're just upset they only made the plot of the B-level NY cop drama. I highly doubt they'd be complaining about Law & Order.
Oh No! Jen Chung reave open itarics tag, now whole Gothamist site rook rike italics.
Idiotarodology is a way of life...No compromise, no conformnity!!!
Actually, Boy Scout Troop 666 won best sabotage in 2005 and 2006.
Best Sabotage in 2005 did not go to Cobra, it went to Boy Scout Troop 666, as it also rightfully did in 2006. Please correct your mistake.
Please also note that in 2006, Cobra made a fake checkpoint. Big deal. Troop 666:
1. Dumped 5,000 marbles at the start of the race
2. Chained together other peoples carts with a bike lock and chain
3. Ran around slashing over 20 teams ropes so they could not pull their carts
4. Caused other teams to slip on banana peels
5. Hit other teams with eggs, water balloons, and deli meat
6. And finished first, through sabotage, but were not awarded 1st place in lieu of best sabotage
Clearly, Troop 666 deserved to win Best Sabotage in 2006, just as they did in 2005.
Best Sabotage in 2005 did not go to Cobra, it went to Boy Scout Troop 666, as it also rightfully did in 2006. Please correct your mistake.
Please also note that in 2006, Cobra made a fake checkpoint. Big deal. Troop 666:
1. Dumped 5,000 marbles at the start of the race
2. Chained together other peoples carts with a bike lock and chain
3. Ran around slashing over 20 teams ropes so they could not pull their carts
4. Caused other teams to slip on banana peels
5. Hit other teams with eggs, water balloons, and deli meat
6. And finished first, through sabotage, but were not awarded 1st place in lieu of best sabotage
Clearly, Troop 666 deserved to win Best Sabotage in 2006, just as they did in 2005.
Oh, so so wrong. Yes, Troop 666 won in 2006. But did NOT win in 2005. Did they take home the $90 and the box of fireworks? I think not.
Troop 66 in 2006b were weak. Their "sabotage" just involve trowing things at people. And the only reason they came in first was because they ignore the check points. Cheating does not equal sabotage.
COBRA stole over 50 teams paperwork. COBRA also chained carts together, to lamp post to spare tires.
In 2005? COBRA definitely won. Bridge misdirection.
I can tell you who won't win Best Sabotage in 2007 unless they get creative for once: 666
I have to say that some things in last year's Idiotarod were uncool, mostly those things mentioned above. I hope those things don't happen again this year. Sabotage is one thing, out and out intent to kill is another. I've run it for two of three years, and it got a little physically rough last year, sadly.
Uh, I have to say as someone who ran in both 2005 (Billionaires For Bush) and 2006 (Val and the Warhols), that the sabotage in 2005 was a lot more creative and didn't have the intent to kill. Yes, I know that wasn't the real intent, but sabotage does not mean throwing things at people, it's true. I hope 2007 is a lot better. I personally know one team that will probably not be back because of what happened last year. Very sad.
Other than that, that phone call was hysterical.
Elderta = pussy.
sac up! it's the idiotarod.
I ran in the race and 666 were nothing but gentle.
they deserve there patches for "Best Sabotage 05 & 06"
Elderta, all I can say is that COBRA will not be rewarding points of violence.
First of all, I was wrong, 666 split the prize with COBRA in 2005, so they both won. Sorry. The reason the prize was $90 was because it was split between Cobra and Troop 666.
Secondly, 666 did not ignore the checkpoints, they had their signatures from the judges and would have been disqualified if they simply "ignored the checkpoints". I believe one judge was bribed. That's some pretty good sabotage.
Thirdly, 666 was not "rough" with anyone. I agree they were assholes, but they didn't push anyone around or do anything like that. Maybe you guys don't remember the 2004 Idiotarod with the Black Label Bike Club, who did push people around. Although I did admire some of their tactics, like chaining a bike to the side of a cart.
Fourth, throwing things at people has always been a part of the Idiotarod, whether it be the "Where's the Beef team" who threw uncooked meat, or the "Mayo Clinic" team who through rotten mayonnaise. In 2005, the people running the race were throwing snowballs and ice-balls at people as they entered Tompkins square park. That stuff hurt. Deli meat and water balloons do not hurt. In fact, let me quote from the Wikipedia article on the Idiotarod, which i did not alter or anything. "Forms of sabotage include tripping competitors, throwing marbles or large obstacles in their paths, and the spreading of misinformation, such as false route information." While I don't endorse physical violence, tripping the competition has always been in the spirit of sabotage, whether it be by marbles or banana peels. And Troop 666 was the first team to use marbles, they helped write the book on sabotage, as did COBRA.
Some teams don't have inside information like COBRA does, and know where the checkpoints will be before the race, giving them the ability to set up a fake checkpoint. Also, one team with 30 members is against the rules--a team should consist of 5 members. Such a large power base gives an unfair advantage to one "team".
And fifth, "intent to kill?" Are you serious? Where was the intent to kill, with the use of water balloons, or with the banana peels? That's Bugs Bunny, not Bugsy Moran. Intent to kill is a ridiculous claim. Don't give people the wrong idea.
First of all, I was wrong, 666 split the prize with COBRA in 2005, so they both won. Sorry. The reason the prize was $90 was because it was split between Cobra and Troop 666.
Secondly, 666 did not ignore the checkpoints, they had their signatures from the judges and would have been disqualified if they simply "ignored the checkpoints". I believe one judge was bribed. That's some pretty good sabotage.
Thirdly, 666 was not "rough" with anyone. I agree they were assholes, but they didn't push anyone around or do anything like that. Maybe you guys don't remember the 2004 Idiotarod with the Black Label Bike Club, who did push people around. Although I did admire some of their tactics, like chaining a bike to the side of a cart.
Fourth, throwing things at people has always been a part of the Idiotarod, whether it be the "Where's the Beef team" who threw uncooked meat, or the "Mayo Clinic" team who through rotten mayonnaise. In 2005, the people running the race were throwing snowballs and ice-balls at people as they entered Tompkins square park. That stuff hurt. Deli meat and water balloons do not hurt. In fact, let me quote from the Wikipedia article on the Idiotarod, which i did not alter or anything. "Forms of sabotage include tripping competitors, throwing marbles or large obstacles in their paths, and the spreading of misinformation, such as false route information." While I don't endorse physical violence, tripping the competition has always been in the spirit of sabotage, whether it be by marbles or banana peels. And Troop 666 was the first team to use marbles, they helped write the book on sabotage, as did COBRA.
Some teams don't have inside information like COBRA does, and know where the checkpoints will be before the race, giving them the ability to set up a fake checkpoint. Also, one team with 30 members is against the rules--a team should consist of 5 members. Such a large power base gives an unfair advantage to one "team".
And fifth, "intent to kill?" Are you serious? Where was the intent to kill, with the use of water balloons, or with the banana peels? That's Bugs Bunny, not Bugsy Moran. Intent to kill is a ridiculous claim. Don't give people the wrong idea.
First of all, I was wrong, 666 split the prize with COBRA in 2005, so they both won. Sorry. The reason the prize was $90 was because it was split between Cobra and Troop 666.
Secondly, 666 did not ignore the checkpoints, they had their signatures from the judges and would have been disqualified if they simply "ignored the checkpoints". I believe one judge was bribed. That's some pretty good sabotage.
Thirdly, 666 was not "rough" with anyone. I agree they were assholes, but they didn't push anyone around or do anything like that. Maybe you guys don't remember the 2004 Idiotarod with the Black Label Bike Club, who did push people around. Although I did admire some of their tactics, like chaining a bike to the side of a cart.
Fourth, throwing things at people has always been a part of the Idiotarod, whether it be the "Where's the Beef team" who threw uncooked meat, or the "Mayo Clinic" team who through rotten mayonnaise. In 2005, the people running the race were throwing snowballs and ice-balls at people as they entered Tompkins square park. That stuff hurt. Deli meat and water balloons do not hurt. In fact, let me quote from the Wikipedia article on the Idiotarod, which i did not alter or anything. "Forms of sabotage include tripping competitors, throwing marbles or large obstacles in their paths, and the spreading of misinformation, such as false route information." While I don't endorse physical violence, tripping the competition has always been in the spirit of sabotage, whether it be by marbles or banana peels. And Troop 666 was the first team to use marbles, they helped write the book on sabotage, as did COBRA.
Some teams don't have inside information like COBRA does, and know where the checkpoints will be before the race, giving them the ability to set up a fake checkpoint. Also, one team with 30 members is against the rules--a team should consist of 5 members. Such a large power base gives an unfair advantage to one "team".
And fifth, "intent to kill?" Are you serious? Where was the intent to kill, with the use of water balloons, or with the banana peels? That's Bugs Bunny, not Bugsy Moran. Intent to kill is a ridiculous claim. Don't give people the wrong idea.
COBRA has spies. We placed spies. We planned ahead.
Anyone can do that.
Yes, I do have one. Thanks for noting that.
As for the antics of last year, sorry, but as with your post, they just weren't clever.
spider, come on, Sorry if your feelings are hurt, but not everyone was thrilled with the antics. They just weren't. Suck it up, take it like a man. Some of the sabotage from last year was not cool, and there is at least one team that won't be competing because of it. and that's just a fact. woohoo.
My post wasn't intended to be clever, it was intended to defend us. Oh the sabotage was "not cool." That's the f'in point, it's sabotage. Of course the teams that are sabotaged aren't going to like it, but if they can't take it they won't participate. No should one define what is "cool" or "uncool" sabotage, as long as you're not physically hurting other people. You can't make an award for best sabotage and then get upset when your friends don't like it cause they slipped on a banana peel or had their ropes cut. They're just upset they didn't think of it first.
It sounds like the only feelings that were hurt were yours and the one team that won't be participating this year. Boo hoo. Sounds like they're the ones that aren't taking it like a man. There's 100 teams that run it, and I'm sure the ones with some balls will try and stop us this year, and more power to them, we could use some competition. Or at least some competition from a team that doesn't consist of 30 members with inside information and the judge's ear.
And it's too bad that you don't think my posts are clever, it was a rational, cohesive argument, not meant to be clever. But if you won't dignify my comments with a rational argument of your own, you've already lost. Don't just take potshots at me, or whine about your friends. It appears that you have a vendetta against our team, and I'm sorry that you're running the race if your judgement will be compromised. I will say that the event has been very well run, with the exception of the 4 hour wait that ocurred last year between the end of the race and the awards ceremony. So there, I'll make another straightforward, crational argument. Please refute it. But don't throw out wild phrases like "intent to kill," or take potshots at my "cleverness". That's so "uncool."
are you the one that posted about "pussies," spider? if you did, then you're not clever.
As I said before and will say again since you're a little thick: some of the antics of sabotage were uncool.
not even this can save CSI NY. What a lame show
No, I wasn't the one who posted about "pussies". Please respond to my arguments, and tell me what was uncool about our tactics. Don't call me thick, tell me what you think was uncool about our antics. I ask you again to give me a rational argument, not a personal attack. What are you, a Republican?
No, spider, I'm not a Republican. I think 5,000 marbles versus shopping carts pulled by human beings is dangerous. Slashing ropes is dangerous. How did you slash the ropes? With paper cutters? Come on, stop trying to justify your actions. It's taken a 104 years for someone to get seriously injured at the Coney Island Polar Bear event, let's not beat that 'record' by taking unnecessary risks with rolling carts. I'm sorry if you cannot understand that. Just be a little more safe next time. That is all. Just take safety into consideration.
back to the CSI sabotage tactics... the most telling indicator of CSI being bastards was where the rep tries to pressure COBRA for permission by saying that they don't have time left to make any changes - but COBRA was only asked permission THAT DAY. This seems to be standard procedure for CSI - they did the same thing with their ridiculous roller derby episode, trying to use the names of two existing teams and saying they had "no time" to negotiate because they were about to film. Though I don't know why I'm surprised corporate "entertainment" would pillage whatever genuine culture it could find...
I don't recall Cobra being that bad, actually. There was, however, another team dressed like EMT's or medics who just basically went around smashing people's art on their carts. That is not sabotage, that's just really sad. Theatrical sabotage is fun, but sabotage with the intent to destroy or hurt is another story, and not one that the Idiotarod represents.
Here are spider’s 6 great sabotages that 666 did last year and my response to them:
1. Dumped 5,000 marbles at the start of the race - done in 2004 and 2005
- Yawn
2. Chained together other peoples carts with a bike lock and chain
- COBRA did this in 2005 and 2006
3. Ran around slashing over 20 teams ropes so they could not pull their carts
- what? I don't know if anyone did this before, but I don't see how this is really effective. The carts can still be pushed.
4. Caused other teams to slip on banana peels
- ummm...barrel Monkeys and the actual Banana team did much more of that. Also it was done in 2004 and 2005.
5. Hit other teams with eggs, water balloons, and deli meat
- This is not sabotage it is called throwing stuff. In defense of 666 here, they really weren't mean or aggressive. Black Label and last year Mayo were the ones who seem to want to hurt people.
6. And finished first, through sabotage, but were not awarded 1st place in lieu of best sabotage.
- Who cares about coming in first? The big prize is best in show.
As one of the people running the COBRA fake check point I would like to point out that 666 checked in with me. As did precision accidents (the 2004-2006 organizers). After COBRA won BEST IN SHOW 2006 I asked some of the judges why we didn't win best Sabotage as well. The response was "We can't give you guys everything. Listen, Jeff (stark) even checked in at your fake point."
Best Sabotage is when you get the Organizer of the event to hand you their manifest. Not when you throw eggs at them.
The Saboteur
http://www.cartsofbrooklyn.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16
Here are spider’s 6 great sabotages that 666 did last year and responses to them:
1. Dumped 5,000 marbles at the start of the race
- done in 2004 and 2005, Yawn.
2. Chained together other peoples carts with a bike lock and chain
- COBRA did this in 2005 and 2006
3. Ran around slashing over 20 teams ropes so they could not pull their carts
- what? I don't know if anyone did this before, but I don't see how this is really effective. The carts can still be pushed.
4. Caused other teams to slip on banana peels
- ummm...barrel Monkeys and the actual Banana team did much more of that. Also it was done in 2004 and 2005.
5. Hit other teams with eggs, water balloons, and deli meat
- This is not sabotage it is called throwing stuff. In defense of 666 here, they really weren't mean or aggressive. Black Label and last year Mayo were the ones who seem to want to hurt people.
6. And finished first, through sabotage, but were not awarded 1st place in lieu of best sabotage.
- Who cares about coming in first? The big prize is best in show.
As one of the people running the COBRA fake check point I would like to point out that 666 checked in with me. As did precision accidents (the 2004-2006 organizers). After COBRA won BEST IN SHOW 2006 I asked some of the judges why we didn't win best Sabotage as well. The response was "We can't give you guys everything. Listen, Jeff (stark) even checked in at your fake point."
Best Sabotage is when you get the Organizer of the event to hand you their manifest. Not when you throw eggs at them.
Thank you for finally responding to me in a sensible way so that we can discuss this. First of all, I think there's an inherent danger to the entire event. We're running, tied by a rope to a shopping cart through the streets of New York without permits or security. The biggest danger comes from the possiblity of getting hit by a car, as any bike rider would tell you. You're tied to a shopping cart! Being pulled by four other people, racing other people tied by ropes to shopping carts! It's dangerous! There's pushing, there's shoving, it happens, but we, as most every other team does, tries to keep it civilized. One member of our team was trampled on the Brooklyn Bridge in '05 at the bottleneck trying to get onto the bridge. Every year there's some pushing and shoving on the bridges as teams try to pass each other, but Troop 666 doesn't bully other teams, we let them pass us if they are faster. There's an inherent danger to the event. In my opinion, throwing marbles on the ground isn't any more dangerous than running an event where people tie themselves to shopping carts and run through traffic. We threw the marbles at the start of the event, where people would not be running full speed or having any danger of slipping and getting run over by a car. We did consider safety. People can see a bunch of marbles going onto the ground, and run slower so that they don't fall. I can understand your point of view that you think they are dangerous, but the scope of the inherent danger of the entire event dwarfs our marble tactics.
And our marbles were celebrated, at least on the Wikipedia site which says, "The race, though fun, is competitive, and teams are known to sabotage each other in an effort to win. Forms of sabotage include tripping competitors, throwing marbles or large obstacles in their paths, and the spreading of misinformation, such as false route information." I didn't write that. No one I know wrote that. But somebody liked our marble tactics enough to include it in the definition of what sabotage should be.
In fact, the definition of sabotage at Wordnet is: noun
1. a deliberate act of destruction or disruption in which equipment is damaged.
Look it up. It's Best Sabotage, not Best Misinformation, or Best Con. While I do enjoy Cobra's tactics, their tactics don't even fall under the definition of sabotage.
As for the slashing of the ropes, I admit it sounds dangerous. Here's what happened. Almost all the runners last year were pulling their carts by rope from a good distance, at least 5-10 feet between them and the cart. So I would run alongside them for a moment, get into position, and cut their ropes with a retractable box cutter, with a blade an inch long. I wasn't running around with a bowie knife threatening people. By the time most people figured out what was going on, I was running on to the next team. There were teams that figured out what I was doing, and would yell something like "Hey stop!" And when they would try to stop me, I didn't try to stab them, I just moved onto the next team. There was never the threat of physical violence of any kind. I never got into any fights, the only thing physical altercation that ocurred was team Mayo Clinic dumping rotten mayonnaise on me, and I took it. If I had fallen while running with the box cutter, that extremely dangerous inch long blade would have skittered harmlessly along the ground. I considered safety, and I sabotaged other team's ability to finish the race. Sounds Kosher to me. Our methods of sabotage were no more dangerous than the overall race as a whole. I don't want anyone to be seriously injured either. If you want it to be so safe, get permits for it so that no one gets hits by a car or at least run the race through less traffic congested areas, or places where people won't get trampled like a bottleneck entrance to the Brooklyn Bridge. We have also considered safety and rejected other ideas like fireworks, or blocking the bridge because that affects other people not racing like bicyclists or pedestrians.
So please don't insult me, call me thick, or tell me to take it like a man, especially if you are a judge at the event and are suppossed to be impartial. I'm sorry that your friends will not participate. But don't take it out on me or my team. We've done our best to come up with creative and clever ways to sabotage other teams, and we've done so better than any other team, by the definition of the word, in a manner that was as safe as possible and without raising the overall level of danger at an inherently dangerous event.
blah blah blah. man, methinks you doth protest too much. let it rest oh windy one.
I agree with my fellow Saboteur. CSI NY is run by a bunch of Corporate pricks. One of my favorite parts of the phone conversation is when the CSI spokesperson says “In the entertainment business we do things in yesterday.” The response from COBRA of “Can we meet Yesterday?” was hilarious. I saw the Roller Derby episode. It was ridiculous. I’m horrified to see how they represent the idiotarod.
When you answer an argument with blah blah blah, Elderta, you sound like an idiot, just as pompous as George Bush. Thank God you're not running the race this year, because as Bush has done with this country, you would just run this race into the ground. I'm trying to have a discussion like an adult, but you would only through insults like a child.
you are such a bore. you read my first post, but not my second "Yes, I know that wasn't the real intent, but sabotage does not mean throwing things at people, it's true." You conflated one of my posts to someone else as to you. I'm like Bush? This is about shopping cart racing, not politics. I finally answered you, but you just had to go on and on and on. it's over. your team and a few other did stupid things. it's a fact. i just hope that this year it won't be as bad. as i said, blah blah blah.
ATTENTION:
I think we all agree on this *public* forum, that there have never been any dangerous acts at the race, no running in the streets, and that all participants are organized, safe, and respectful of city property and don't do anything that would make any law enforcement officials who might be reading this want to shut it down.
The idiotarod is a peaceful race with flowers and puppies, and there is nothing to see but law abiding citizens having good clean fun.
And the organizers are pillars of the community who will continue the fine traditions of putting on an event where nobody gets hurt, that brings only glory to this fine city.
and furthermore, stop writing stuff thats not funny. the race is about entertaining ourselves. stop the serious arguments and commence having fun again.
Elderta, the crux of your argument is valid, in that people should respect each other's safety. However, how are YOU diminishing the amount of violence in the world with snarky comments and judgments and outright rejections of people you've never met? Now, I met some of the folks in the Warhol cart and they were pleasant and positive and downright funny! If you were, indeed, one of those people, what happened to make you write such negative things?
i am a Past Idiotarod participant, and this year i have acted (at least once) as a Legal Adviser to the organizers.
i am not participating this year. many people have spoken with the organizers about the event being too big, too open, and too much trash being strewn about.
i must admit that when i saw the marbles last year, i laughed. but my momentary chuckle did not help clean up the mess left by the marble chuckers or the ketchup chuckers or the egg chuckers, etc...
so, the event needs to be downsized,
needs to be a leave no trace event
needs creative folks who want to sabotage to do so creatively and perhaps have a clean up krewe behind them.
don't kill the messenger or Elderta, we are just telling you something you may not like to hear, but we are not coming up with our own original thoughts here. this is coming from activists, people who care about the downtown arts scene year round, not just one fun day in January.