Sometimes we just love the internet. Behold the terrifying Magical Grid Of Bad Emo Hair® brought to you by demonbaby. Whew, that's a lot of the same hair, eh? You probably don't think you can take much more bad hair on a fine Saturday like this, now do you? Well, fine reader, Gothamist has a sense for these things, and we'd like to respectfully differ with you.

Now, you see, we've never been so much fans of social-network sites, the ones we've joined we've generally quickly quit. So we'd never gotten around to joining MySpace, and Murdoch swallowing it up didn't exactly give us much reason to join up. The Second Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards lead us to believe we made the correct decision.