July 28, 2004
For the Pizza Loving Republican - GOPizza

With less than a month until the Republican National Convention at Madison Square Garden, the editors of Slice (Gothamist's favorite pizza site) have released GOPizza.net for the thousands of people in town for the convention. No news on whether there will be an Counter Convention pizza site from Slice. Now on the site, those hailing from the nether-regions of the country can learn how to order pizza in New York - it's a slice, stupid - and learn how to hold your pizza.
In an exclusive interview with Gothamist, Slice Editor Adam Kuban tells us that things will look slightly different. "After the convention, I'll just 'repurpose' the material; clean up any GOP references. Then I will re-publish it as the Slice tourist guide to pizza." Kuban himself is from out of town (Kansas) and gave the tourists some consideration as well, "I thought about all the things that flustered me when I first moved here and figured that's what would trip up visitors."
Gothamist couldn't help but wonder why Slice would publish a guide for the GOP when the site says that they "skew blue", but for Kuban, it's all about the pizza. Oddly enough, Kuban and his fellow editors were motivated by Ed Koch and his campaign for the convention. "We've been talking about doing a tourist guide like this for a while, but the Ed Koch commercial gave us a kick in the pants. When Koch said, '"They've never ordered pizza by the slice,"' he was talking to Slice."
Slice also has their eye on the local businesses and hopes the conventioneers visit their local pizzeria. "If the conventioneers get a hankering for pizza, we'd like to see them spend some of their money on New York pies instead of ordering in from a national chain." Gothamist agrees, there's nothing ironic about a GOP Member in their seersucker pants going to Sabarro, Pizza Hut, or Domino's.
Ultimately, if Kuban and his GOPizza.net can help New York City and it's funding from Washington, that's not bad either. "If Bob Ney has a pizza epiphany here, he might vote differently on future anti-terror-funding bills and help us protect what is arguably a national culinary treasure."
Gothamist is proud that Slice is trying to mobilize people to buy pizza in better ways, because no matter what a person's political affiliation may be, there is no reason why they have to eat horrible pizza. They even put together a subway map with notable pizzerias that out of towners can visit.




At GOPEats2004.com we also beleive that helping Republican money find quality NYC dining will benefit all New Yorkers. Congratulations to the folks at Slice. You *may* find our much less serious contribution amusing. (Doris Kearns Goodwin is laughing her ass off, trust us.)
I would like to point out that Sbarro is a chain with New York roots -- the original is still in Bensonhurst on 65th Street, and the corporate headquarters are on Long Island.
I live near that original Sbarro's, and it recently closed down (there's a for rent sign on it). It doesn't looks like it sold pizza either; it was an italian deli.
The conventioners really need a site called GOPussy.com; after all, that's what they'll be looking for, family values be damned. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/story/206962p-178564c.html
i hope each and every member of the delegation burn the roof of their mouths on our fine pizza.... and then die from the subsequent infection.
Is someone telling the pizza delivery boys that republicans are horrid tippers and will stiff you if they feel the pepperoni slices are too small or the pizza is not hot enough? Take it from a former senate gofer, it's not worth it dealing with these pricks. Take the week off.
Luckily, GOPizza.net forgot to mention the temperature of the slice. Most of the time the slice comes out hotter than the fires of hell, so a smart customer always asks for the slice to be removed from the oven a little bit early. The Republican tourists won't know this important-yet-overlooked trick, so they will experience massive pizza burns. Yes!!
Could liberals be any cornier? No, really, could they?
Could conservatives be any more evil? No, really, could they?
(I'll take corny over evil anyday.)